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Old Suck horse

An old woman who was bred for sucking men off or pleasing men or just an old slutty woman who you know had been slutty there whole life.
Boy: mom, where is grandma?
Mom: The old suck horse is at her boyfriends. Can you believe that Shit?
Boy: yeah she’s been a slurpin dudes since I’ve been born.
by Bro mcdudeson June 5, 2018
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Horse face syndrome

Gary Busey had been diagnosed with horse face syndrome about a decade ago, there are many more who have horse face syndrome and haven't been diagnosed yet.
Trent- So you got any plans to go out with a girl this weekend?
Guy with horse face syndrome-Naaaaay
by Solid Mantis February 5, 2018
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Trojan horse text

A text that lulls someone with read receipts into a false sense of security with the iMessage preview thinking they can safely assume what the rest says, but the second half of the text is the real message.
My friend takes FOREVER to reply unless I send a Trojan horse text:

“I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”
by MinnesotaMan612 September 13, 2022
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horses are running wild

To be in a state of constant meetings and so unavailable for contact.
Gwen's horses are running wild today - she never picks up her extension.
It all kicks off when Gwen's horses are running wild.
by verybadgolf May 9, 2014
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American horse pirate

by shatisthat June 30, 2021
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