Jizzy Shit

Another name for the not-so-popular MTV show Jersey Show.

God, I can't believe you douschebags watch Jizzy Shit.

by Blackshirts 4EVER January 11, 2011

No shit sherlock

When someone points out something very obvious

Bill: It’s raining outside
David: No shit sherlock, you think I don’t notice that?

by hamburger2020 May 1, 2021

pencil shit

When you are taking a shit and it is long and narrow like a pencil. This is usually caused by having a tight anus.

I walked in to the stall to find a long narrow shit. Someone must have taken a pencil shit.....

by person uno December 22, 2013

Shit Squatter

A person in an FPS game (Counter Strike, etc) who crouches down to shoot and it looks like he/she is squatting down to drop a steaming number two.

Player: I can't get up the stairwell because that shit squatter with an AWP keeps gunning down anybody that dares go up there.

by [[ASS:TIT]] Bucky Tredl September 18, 2012

shit yes

an overwhelming sense of emotion used as a response to describe ones extreme anticipation, excitement or happiness of an event that has yet to occur - but will at a set future time and date.

JR: "It's confirmed. We're going to the party at 8pm"

Blake: "Shit yes!"

by derwin24 March 14, 2014

fake shitting

The act of sitting on the toilet with an electronic device claiming to be shitting.

You know you could have gotten your homework done if you weren't in the bathroom fake shitting.

by River rat man April 25, 2017

shit hunger

The weirdest possible state of confusion in people. It's when you're really hungry, but at the same time you really need to take a shit.

While Jon was taking a massive shit, all he could think about was devouring a twinkie. He realized he had shit hunger.

by iunderstandurfrustration November 27, 2011