national samson day is the day where you celebrate samson, give him thongs, candy, chips, and dragons. celebrate your friends and hace them twerk for you!
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Every 12th of November nobody can snitch on you. If they do you are allowed to punch them up to 30 times on their arm.
Every 12th of November nobody can snitch on you. If they do you are allowed to punch them up to 30 times on their arm.
Person 1: *Steals pen*
Person 2: *snitches*
Person 1: You are not allowed to snitch, it's national no snitching day *punches on arm 27 times*
Person 2: *snitches*
Person 1: You are not allowed to snitch, it's national no snitching day *punches on arm 27 times*
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Get the National Cow Day mug.No, I don’t mean mort like dead…I mean Mort from Madagascar. National Mort day is every day of the year, but it celebrated on November 16 because why not. Go show Mort some respect and give this a thumbs up.
Carol: Hey Susan do you remember what day it is today?
Susan: Is it your birthday??
Carol: No!! It’s National Mort Day!!
Susan: Oh silly me, I forgot!
Susan: Is it your birthday??
Carol: No!! It’s National Mort Day!!
Susan: Oh silly me, I forgot!
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