Vagentine’s Day

A holiday dedicating love to all the pornstars out there.

You: It’s Vagentine’s Day today.
Me: Happy Vagentine’s Day.

by gregben February 15, 2022

NINNY DAY

july 10th?

no!it’s ninny day.

appreciate your local ninny .

kind regards x

vicky: it’s ninny day !!
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kind regards x

by thomasheadonsucks July 10, 2020

ValentIDES Day

February 15, or the Ides of February. Best day to celebrate Valentine's Day, where restaurants do not try to gouge you with exorbitant prices.

This year, we are celebrating our love on ValentIDES Day, so that we can save money on our restaurant bill.

by darwinplanet February 6, 2012

Together day

Together day is a day where there’s no fighting, no being sad, no arguing just being happy and having a couple of drinks with mates. A day we made up for the fun of it

“ TOGETHER DAAAAYYYY”

“ We should do something for together day”

by Hopalong the frog January 23, 2019

Lonelytine’s Day

Lonelytines day is like Valentine’s Day but we don’t have a girlfriend or boyfriend. So we eat junk and watch memes. This event is reserved for people who are:

•single

•heartbroken

•crushing

•Lonely people

Person 1: it’s Valentine’s Day!!
Person 2: don’t you mean lonelytine’s day?

by Yo te February 5, 2020

Jesscension Day

This day is a seminal day which occurs once in a lifetime. The notion is extremely similar to Ascension Day but is marked 89 days after the passing of Jesus Christ. Instead of the subject being the access or passage of Jesus Christ into Heaven it marks the passage of someone more significant as they move into an equally hallowed place. The Day is rooted in the Bible, following the accounts given in Mark 16:19, Luke 24:51 and Acts 1:2.

Jesscension Day was great. I’m so happy that We were able to celebrate together, 89 days after the passing of Jesus.

by El Hordo July 7, 2019

TikTok day

A TikTok day is an entire day spent only watching TikTok’s.

I don’t feel like getting out of bed today so I think it’s going to be a TikTok day.

by coolcoyote April 3, 2023