A guy who is definitely defines perfection. Although he might not agree, it’s obvious to anyone that meets him that he is the smartest, most funniest and charming guy on planet earth. He’s the best thing to ever happen to anyone and should be loved and cared for properly because he deserves it.
Ethan is perfect
by Jaelix June 1, 2021

Ethan is shy, sweet, caring, cute and loving. He really cares about your happiness, and if you're not happy then he's not happy. If you are the girlfriend of an Ethan, never let go of him; for he is one of the best things that could happen to you
girl: Guess what!
girl 2: what!?
girl: Ethan's my boyfriend!!
girl 2: Omg you're so lucky, never let him go!!
girl 2: what!?
girl: Ethan's my boyfriend!!
girl 2: Omg you're so lucky, never let him go!!
by gia the swaggiest 🙄✨ May 15, 2021

A complete idiot, is hugely gross, always thinks girls like him but they all just don’t, every girl that seems him runs away!!!
by Max213 December 17, 2018

by baconbob6969 March 3, 2022

Ethan is the most hottest, most handsome, and most bestest friend to have on Earth. If you have a friend named Ethan make sure you thank them and worship them for being the best of the best. Don't forgot to give them head or sex whenever they ask because if you do so, you will learn the ways of Ethan Weaver.
by Milkhail November 23, 2021

I LOVE ETHAN SO MUCH WHAT THE FUCK IM LITERALLY BAWLING MY EYES OUT RN. ETHAN IS THE MOST SWEETEST GUY EVER BUT ALSO REALLY BITCHY TO HIS FAMILY MEMBERS BUT WHO THE FUCK CARES I LOVE ETHAN. (he doesn’t know me cuz he’s my hallway crush.)
Girl 1: yo look it’s ethan
me: OMG WHAT THE FUCK DO I LOOK GOOD OMG ITS ETHAN I LOVE ETHAN I WISH I WAS I HIS ARMS RN
girl 1: ok
me: OMG WHAT THE FUCK DO I LOOK GOOD OMG ITS ETHAN I LOVE ETHAN I WISH I WAS I HIS ARMS RN
girl 1: ok
by ilovefrankocean123 October 19, 2023

by Trueblue16 September 24, 2025
