two-for-one special

Refers to da delightful situation where ya go to visit one nice in-her-late-teens chick, and she happens to have her best friend --- another hot sweet-natured teenage damsel --- over for a visit, and so ya get TWO pretty girls to hold hands with.

I usually try to visit my cutie-pie lady-friends in the afternoon or evening, since that's often when they will have one or two other equally-delightful blinky-eyed chicks over to hang out, and so I get a two-for-one special --- TWO soft warm hands to clasp or press against my cheeks, and TWO sweet smiling faces beaming shyly at me.

by QuacksO September 23, 2018

home depot special

a girl with no discernible figure.

That girl is a home depot special, she has no ass or tits.

by theclew January 2, 2011

Special k-lude

The ultimate downer- a mixture of alchohol, GHB, and ketamine that taken in sufficient quantities could quite easily stop a healthy heart or induce a coma.

(Taken from "Clubland: The fabulous rise and murderous fall of club culture" By: Frank Owen.

If you're going to try a Special K-lude, don't take it in large quantities; you will be sorry.

Rob drank half of the grey goose, took a lot of GHB, and snorted 7 lines of K. He was pretty hardcore, too bad he's dead.

by d.roc January 4, 2007

specialized bun steamer

When you can feel someone’s breath on your asscheeks. And you’re paying them for it.

Like when you’re polishing an apple, but it’s your buttcheeks.

“He was a real specialized bun steamer.”

by Cassiafrass February 4, 2018

The Fig and Cream Special

The act of eating a mixture of sperm and a Fig Newton or other fig product in various ways.

Lil boligrapho ate The Fig and Cream Special off of her back

by The bocc March 7, 2018

The Michael Barrymore Special

A combination of MDMA and Cocaine as reported to have been consumed at Michael Barrymore’s party in Royston, Essex.

I got to bed at 9am this morning, it was the Michael Barrymore Special last night.

by Donalddad August 22, 2020

Tito Nacho Special

Getting you dick sucked from the back while taking a shit..
this is usually done after spicy Mexican food.
the shit usually lands on the forehead of the person receiving the special.

I fucking gave this bitch the Tito Nacho special last night and she loved it!

by Carlucci00 June 8, 2016