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social media dyslexia

A learning difficulty; a sufferer is unable to effectively communicate with others on social media. Social Media Dyslexics have particular difficulty in using emoji and slang to get their thoughts across.
Holly: nah bruv you just totally failed to respond to me in an enthusiastic way just now that is poor man that was quality bantz I just speaked bro...fam, you should get screened for Social Media Dyslexia

Jack: I know I struggle to show how amusing I find it when you are chatting utter shit my dear. I find it difficult to know what to type in response to you in a way that truly expresses my thoughts. Yes I will definitely get tested.
by I've been tested. November 11, 2015
mugGet the social media dyslexiamug.

Social-Media Inflammator

A Social-Media Influencer who talks publicly about topics that they don't have enough knowledge about and influences their followers with half-baked information ending up doing more harm than good.
Social-Media Inflammators have led people to believe that wearing masks is dangerous for them.
by Tjdoesthistoo July 8, 2020
mugGet the Social-Media Inflammatormug.

Fearless Social Experiment

Originally abbreviated for the known musical artist Fse 3ach.
To experiment socially with no fear.
I'm doing a Fearless Social Experiment because I don't give a fuck what any one has to think or say. Go ahead and post the video on tik tok.
by Taylor brave July 18, 2022
mugGet the Fearless Social Experimentmug.

Social Distanced Stroll

SDS. A COVID-19 first date. A meet-up walk during Covid times where you have awkward masked conversation at six feet apart and spend the entire time wishing the walk were over.
I meet Gen for an Social Distanced Stroll today. We walked in circles at six feet apart for two hours. I could not understand a word she said through her mask and my glasses were fogged the entire time. Lovely woman but that was hell. We agreed to meet up post Covid.
by timbre February 22, 2021
mugGet the Social Distanced Strollmug.

Sunday Social Life

A social life that spans to Sunday as well as the rest of the week.

Sunday is the most boring day with the least amount of things to do, therefore, if you are doing ANYTHING on a sunday other than being bored, then you have a Sunday Social Life.

If you have one, then you are cool, obviously.
"Damnit! its soo boring ... I'm in desparate need of a Sunday Social Life! ....... "
by RyRy28 May 9, 2010
mugGet the Sunday Social Lifemug.

Social distancing "x"

The "x" placed on the floor of banks and stores in the wake the covid19 Corona virus pandemic of the year 2020. It is usually tape and spaced 6 feet apart to minimize the spread of the virus.
Get your ass on that social distancing "x" or a store employee who thinks he's the police/security will remove you from the establishment.
by JoeyBomm April 18, 2020
mugGet the Social distancing "x"mug.

Social Circle Virgin

A person you met, and want to fuck, who hasn't had sex with anyone in your social circle. This makes for an uncomplicated inclusion of them with your friends and avoids drama / bad vibes.
Met a hot Social Circle Virgin (SCV) last night who knows my roommate but they never hooked up
by Kaono August 5, 2016
mugGet the Social Circle Virginmug.

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