Inability to think outside of the box. Inability to reason either deductively or inductively. Excessive reliance on patterns and rote memorization of rules or facts. Complete inability to recognize or acknowledge various viewpoints, which contributes to difficulty separating fact from opinion.
Person: "What is two plus two?"
Accountant: "I don't remember."
Person: "What do you have Accountant Personality Disorder or something? Just add them together."
Accountant: "I don't remember."
Person: "What do you have Accountant Personality Disorder or something? Just add them together."
by RickC84 October 8, 2013
Get the Accountant Personality Disordermug. 
The act of referring to yourself in the third person when you are trying to talk tough or brag about something impressive you've done.
Tibbs told the CEO that good third quarter results aren't good enough, if you don't make me a millionaire by 30, you should be replaced. Tibbs, you're crazy, you've got delusions of grandeur and third person theatrics. delusions of grandeur, narcissism, cocky, arrogant, self-absorbed
by joecoolthefool January 10, 2015
Get the third person theatricsmug. An example of the worst person in the world is that person who owes you money but doesn’t give you it
by That random dude with no life March 6, 2019
Get the Worst person in the worldmug. The person u think of 25/8, and you love to hang out with. Also u hang with them and talk bad about ur ex together
by Deleteyourself_ November 24, 2019
Get the My favorite personmug. “Did you hear Rebecca tried to fight a bear?”
“Just another generic white person moment.”
“What do you mean?”
“What would a black person be doing fighting a god damn bear?”
“True.”
“Just another generic white person moment.”
“What do you mean?”
“What would a black person be doing fighting a god damn bear?”
“True.”
by just another black person November 20, 2020
Get the white person momentmug. by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003
Get the person yo-yomug.