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mexican wristwatch

The act of wrapping one's cock around his wrist, simulating the effect of a, as they say, "wristwatch".
What time is it? Let's look at my Mexican Wristwatch! Half past my cock!
by Mark Amato October 9, 2003
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Mexican cartwheel

A sex act mentioned by the character Adrian Hobbs to her husband Andrew as a suggestion made by another character, Dulcy, in A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy, written and directed by Woody Allen (1982). Andrew replied that it sounds incredibly filthy, however no description is given, and people have been making suggestions as to the nature of the act ever since. Here's another.

Not the gymnastic activity. Rather analogous to the wheel of a cart.

Hot version: Woman seated atop a man, with his erect penis in her vagina. She straightens her knees and puts her legs forward at angles, like the spokes of a cart wheel. She may do the same with her arms, as though they were spokes of a second wheel. Then her partner (or, better, one or more other persons) rotates her with the penis acting like an axle. Success may depend upon the physical attributes of the persons involved.

Extra hot version: Gender here is less relevant. The erect penis is in the rotating partner's rectum.

Super hot (but extremely difficult) version: Two penises are involved at the same time in the same orifice. Variant: Two erect penises act like two ends of an axle, one taken orally, the other below. Some contraption, such as a netted hammock or a board with a hole in it, may be necessary to suspend the top partner. Most easily performed, given some practice, in a zero-gravity environment, in which case anchoring of the partners serving as axles will be necessary.
Teddy and Gina helped Sophie and me perform the Mexican cartwheel. It's much easier when you can just lie back -- or, in Sophie's case, sit -- and enjoy while your helpers do all the work.
by Lexical Love September 24, 2011
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Lucky Mexican

Dude: Good time last night?
Brah: It was lame until I found some chick passed out in my dorm and I pulled a Lucky Mexican!
by Napper1130 May 30, 2015
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Mexican Bagpipe

When one blows air into a womans vagina and then uses his or her hands to push down on the lower stomach, pushing the air back out of her vagina, creating natural vaginal flatunlence.
Dude, you had to hear the Mexican Bagpipe I gave this girl last night, It sounded like his ass after buffalo chicken pizza!
by A Knowledgeable Mexican August 2, 2012
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mexican special

A hand or blowjob using hot sauce as lube.
Damn girl, hit me up with that Mexican special.
by MarkBoomerBitch February 19, 2017
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Mexican Mule

When a man pees in a women's anus.
When I'm bored, I call a hooker over so I can perform the mexican mule on her.
by Prickly Pete November 22, 2006
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Mexican Facial

A challenging drink made from a spoonful of Mayonnaise dropped into a shot glass of Tequila.

Often the person trying to drink it spits out the concoction onto the face of the person sitting in front of them. (Hence the name)
Most of that Mexican Facial I ordered ended up on Sophi's cheek.

Who drinks this stuff?
by Dr. Johnson October 14, 2008
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