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anal treat

A euphemism for analingus involving the anus of a young gay male who's man-hole is seen as especially sweet, pink and tasty.
When Tony spread open the cheeks of his smooth, sublime buttocks, Mike had a definite jones for an anal treat.
by Victor Felix September 15, 2005
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Anal Eyes

When a woman has eyes so deep and transparent, they scream ‘I want Anal.’
Look at that slut over there she just looked at me with anal eyes. She definitely wants anal.
by Rory Brock January 31, 2018
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Anal Plate

A plate that when inserted into the rectal cavity, helps stretch out the sphincteral muscle.
I was practicing with my anal plate yesterday, and unfortunately Frank walked in on me!
by Circle Jerker December 3, 2004
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anal pwnage

the act of putting your penis in another MANS anus

as done very often by barack obama
anal pwnage is shown in the picture below
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by John McCain's grand father January 2, 2010
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Anal Job

A·nal ,adjective
1. Of, relating to, or near the anus.The opening at the lower end of the alimentary canal through which solid waste is eliminated from the body.
J·ob,noun
1.A regular activity performed in exchange for payment, especially as one's trade, occupation, or profession
2.A specific piece of work to be done for a set fee: an expensive repair job.
The object to be worked on.
A·nal J·ob , noun
1.A job pretaining to the anus , such oral sex involving the anus.
2.piece of work involving the anus for a set or sexual favors.
"You know i'll give you an anal job or my specialty..........The blow job"
by M.Jenkins August 3, 2006
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anal gazing

A term used to describe the actions of a person who has just removed their head from their ass, but is taking their time figuring out how to proceed.

Related term: head up your ass
I'm really glad Annie has finally figured out that her boyfriend is a jerk, but I wish she'd stop anal gazing and dump him already.
by thornleaf June 25, 2007
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Anal Gravy

The result of shooting a load into a chicks ass while she's shitting on your dick. Similar to a dirty sanchez on your cock, or to a shit dick, but with more liquid.
I had to wipe the anal gravy off my dick before I went back to the girlfriend.
by Santos L Helper September 3, 2008
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