The jealous over-reaction of a domestic partner when a friend and/or acquaintance is engaging in conversation with his/her significant other.
Luke doesn't want to go to the bathroom because he thinks his girl Krystin is gonna get gang banged by his friends while he's pissing, classic example of Osbourne Syndrome.
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Did you here about Joe? He couldn’t follow through after taking his girlfriend home. He had Whittle Syndrome
by The King Prawn June 1, 2021
Get the Whittle Syndrome mug.Closely related to the Stockholm Syndrom, the Josholm Syndrom is a coping mechanism to an abusive situation in which an individual develops admiration towards their abuser over time due to strong dependency on the abuser. The Josholm Syndrom can be observed in professional environments and within friend groups. It typically develops when a (perceived) superior or individual of higher social status starts verbally abusing the victim by cracking inappropriate jokes, downplaying their abilities and / or highlighting their inabilities in public and private settings. While most healthy humans tend to stand up for themselves or report the abuser, victims suffering from Josholm Syndrom will start to look up to the abuser in fear that retaliation could lead to a further decline of their career or social status and will ultimately start to adore the abuser. Victims will typically falsely believe or will be made to believe that they are part of the inner friend cycle of the abuser. The Josholm Syndrom is mostly observed in individuals with low self-esteem and little character.
A: Did you see how John made fun of Mike in the meeting today? I cannot believe Mike didn't say a word and even laughed about it.
B: Unbelievable... I think he is afraid to speak up because of the upcoming promotion cycle.
A: He must be suffering from Josholm Syndrom. I would never let someone do this to me.
B: Unbelievable... I think he is afraid to speak up because of the upcoming promotion cycle.
A: He must be suffering from Josholm Syndrom. I would never let someone do this to me.
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Wandum's Syndrome
I'M LAUNCHING.
I hit a BIG, FAT airshot on him.
Demo is running gimmick.
Smh...
I'm getting spammed by gimmicks.
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I hit a BIG, FAT airshot on him.
Demo is running gimmick.
Smh...
I'm getting spammed by gimmicks.
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Person 2: Was he up all night watching porno again?
Person 1: No CIC Syndrome!
Person 2: Wow, that sounds serious! Is it curable?
Person 1: Yes, he just needs to learn not to work on confluence past 2am
Person 2: Was he up all night watching porno again?
Person 1: No CIC Syndrome!
Person 2: Wow, that sounds serious! Is it curable?
Person 1: Yes, he just needs to learn not to work on confluence past 2am
by codemonkey August 29, 2013
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The early stages of Detroit syndrome may include symptoms like mental decline, confusion while exposed to other musical genres, disorientation, inability to speak or understand language, making things up, mental confusion, or inability to recognize common phrases.
In the early stages it is usually curable by prescribing other music genres to the patient but by the late stages it is usually irreversible.
Late stage symptoms include: social isolation, disorganized behavior, aggression, agitation, compulsive behavior, excitability, hostility, repetitive movements, self-harm, lack of restraint, delirium, and hallucinations.
The early stages of Detroit syndrome may include symptoms like mental decline, confusion while exposed to other musical genres, disorientation, inability to speak or understand language, making things up, mental confusion, or inability to recognize common phrases.
In the early stages it is usually curable by prescribing other music genres to the patient but by the late stages it is usually irreversible.
Late stage symptoms include: social isolation, disorganized behavior, aggression, agitation, compulsive behavior, excitability, hostility, repetitive movements, self-harm, lack of restraint, delirium, and hallucinations.
Person 1: “Bro Jeremy has been acting weird recently, I don’t know what’s going on with him”
Person 2: “Oh don’t worry he was suffering from early stage Detroit Syndrome but I’ve got him listening to cloud rap now so he should be fine by the end of the week”
Person 2: “Oh don’t worry he was suffering from early stage Detroit Syndrome but I’ve got him listening to cloud rap now so he should be fine by the end of the week”
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