Shit Shave Shingle Pain

The act of shaving one's chest before sexual intercourse and getting a Cleveland Steamer. Within the next few days your chest will begin to grow welts and develop hives. If shit shave shingle pain is not treated, puss will start to blowout of large shingle sized bubble growing on your chest. If small shit animals form, call a doctor immediately.

Jimmy'Why are there red bumps on your chest Steve?'
Steve'Ah, yes, it is because Shannon gave me Shit Shave Shingle Pain by shitting on my chest.'
Jimmy'Dumbass nigga.'

by carey elizabeth April 19, 2019

Shit Chat

The act of texting on your phone while taking on the toilet, taking a dump.

I was shit chatting with Rob about our plans for this weekend.

by MadMikey April 22, 2018

Shit

SASTRA's Vinaya boy's hostel's food

The food is shit

by anonymous January 1, 2023

Why y’all never let people publish shit?

Lame af

“Why y’all never let people publish shit?”

stop being stingy.

by richprincess February 13, 2020

shit-n-spin

When a woman has sex with a man that is in the act of pooping on the toilet.

Man: “I have to take a shit so bad!”

Woman: “Can we do the shit-n-spin while you’re in there?”

by Penelopeee Johnson May 1, 2025

Shit Pity

The feeling of pity one has when they enter a public bathroom stall to poop while there is a person pooping in the neighboring stall, only to finish pooping before their neighbor. A type of pity born from superior digestive health.

Employee 1: "It must suck to have to sit on the toilet for 20 minutes to get any results."
Employee 2: "I'm sure they don't want your shit pity, they probably just need to eat moar fiber."

by squat2shit October 28, 2011

Shit weasel

The little creature that crawled up inside you and died, that when you fart your friends wish they would die.

OMG Dave you stink. I think your shit weasel died.

by Selsie December 15, 2021