my ass magnet

When your ass is attached to a piece of furniture or you are just sitting on your ass

I turned my ass magnet on and now I can’t get up

by dgrigg21 December 6, 2022

If you’re bored you can come to my room

Jimin’s way of asking for a juicy night with his boyfriend Jungkook.

Jimin: (gives Jungkook the “Jungkook-ssi~~~ I’m needyyy for the jungcock” look)

Jungkook: “We aren’t sharing a room, Jimin-ssi”

Jimin: “If you’re bored you can come to my room.”

by ausgotnojams August 14, 2018

cooked my goose

pissed me off

The aspect of the program that cooked my goose was mandatory liability for equipment that I neither wanted nor needed.

by Fried Hog December 7, 2013

Lick my tit bitch

If you are over weight and someone is talking shit use the phrase "Lick My Tit Bitch

"your so shit at basket ball"

"Lick my tit bitch"

by BIG_ L May 17, 2021

head kill my parents

Use in case when you want to say oiii-boiii

-Why do you look so exhausted?
-My head kill my parents, I was doing homework for 2 hours

by Shatop October 1, 2020

On My Grudge

A feeling of ill will or resentment towards the world that lasts forever. It results from a lifetime of insults or injuries.

“I been on my grudge because everyone treats me poorly.”

by onmygrudge June 7, 2024

Tickles my balls

When a food or drink tastes very good

This ice cream really tickles my balls

by Stick boi 420 June 8, 2022