Houston Jr/Sr High School

For some reason this school was both a middle school and high school for like, 10 years until earlier this year when the buildings switched and the middle school got the shit building from the 80’s.
Most of the kids are meth addicts from the Northeast Coast not that’s besides the point.
Also, the most Alt-Right place in Alaska and second most Alt-Right place in the US (with Florida beating them). Whatever you do, avoid all the popular 8th grade boys. (They are gay enough to ignore you anyway).
Also, most of the kids are fucking stupid.

Girl 1: Houston Jr/Sr High School is where I went

Girl 2: how was it?
Girl 1: *Vietnam war flashbacks*

by Bella the princess November 5, 2023

School

School is hell except for that one class in 6th grade with the semi cool social study’s teacher that roasts the annoying fat ass that thinks moaning loudly in the middle of class is funny and doesn’t stop when people tell him to shut his god damn mouth for once. Then when you ask him if his mom loves him he ether starts crying or moans more. Back to the point school is for accidents.

Everybody ever: shut your god damn mouth Mrs Bitchatris I will need to find the r value of the line best fit of a graph that confusing enough to the kid who forgot some chromosomes in his moms asshole to start a school shooting.

Mrs Bitchatris: is that backtalk I hear?!

by XXXFapMaster69 February 19, 2020

Bernards Middle School

Home of the oldest living fossil, known as the famous smurf Laspada. Bernards has the best pizza around, Lennys. Buona pizza can blow me thrice. There are three categories of nards, The boomer nards that have lexus’ and can’t drive right, The Mexican Nards that are here for s good time and not for a long time, and the business owners. Nobody knows the mayor of bernards, and nobody gives a shit. If you don’t have a black addidas hoodie, you aren’t a nard. We have like 3 black people, so the N word pass is safe with them. Bernards Bitches be phlat as hell, just date someone at ridge. Oh yeah, good luck with bedminster freshmen.

“You from bernards?”
“Yeah!”
“great now suck me off”
Bernards Middle School- Home to beginner heroin junkies.

by hardboi February 3, 2020

school

Six
Cruel
Hours

Of

Our

Lives

school is like prison with no cells

by makaylar February 22, 2019

Kelly A. Burlison Middle School

kelly a. burlison middle school is a place full of T H O T S, fake girls, and player guys. everyone hates everyone but hides it. its full of poor people who buy off brand and fake yeezys to look cool. but they just get made fun of.

“they go to kelly a. burlison middle school they must be a fake thot, dont talk to them!”

by Stoopid anal February 24, 2019

School

School = hell

School = hell

by Patrice and EWOK October 17, 2019

School

School is what i call, waste of your fucking time, waste of money, and waste of your remaining life
It is a legal conventration camp with a built in cafeteria.
Basically Auschwitz.
Call it whatever you want, Hell, Nazi Germany, prisons, concentration camps, being black in the Confederacy.

Person 1:School is bullshit.
Person 2:Yes. It is bullshit.

by R983 October 11, 2022