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Hard to give a shit when you have to take one

The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.
For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.
by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022
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Anti Shitting

When an individual who has a strong fecal attraction freezes their turds to sodomize themselve or others
Deven P. Was caught Anti Shitting and currently is spending 10 years in fecal free confinement
by LordByronCobb October 16, 2019
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shitted

very lit, like from weed usually, or another substance. you can be shitted from caffeine too. it means your mental state is gone or in another dimension. basically your on one.
i just took a gummy, im so shitted.

i smoked a whole joint, ive never been more shitted. i need to eat 4 abc cookies rn. i need to be on the floor in a ball rn. #imshitted
by toadbetchemp95vegan April 18, 2022
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Gv Shit

It means ”Goverment shit” like something is so secret that no one knows.
Hey! You heard the thing that jason did?
No man. Dont talk about that Gv shit
by EpioneX September 18, 2020
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BS-Shit Show

Acronym for Bullshit+Shit Show. The bullshit one is talking is sure to cause a shit show. Nothing good will come from that conversation, meeting, traffic stop, so on and so forth.
BS-Shit Show:
The 2020 Election was a bullshit shit show.

Everything Trump says and does is a bullshit shit show.

That status caused a bull shit shit show
by DomSubImmaSub69 November 23, 2020
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Shit Money

Worthless money, because you can't enjoy it since it was made through corruption or some other fuckin stupid illegal activity.
I just go an inheritance, but I have to donate all of that shit money because the guy who died was a corrupt politician.
by Publius0987 April 12, 2025
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Shit Bag Warhead

The act of promoting a soldier who has made such grand mistakes that using said soldier for anything else besides finding other soldiers capable of grand mistakes would be in breach of true justice.

The warhead serves as a prerequisite of a fully armed Shit Bag Nuke which is operational but yet to be fully unveiled.
(if you ask I can give an example of a real life shit bag warhead)
The political machine in America has become a bit obvious in it's bullshit, they must have had a shit bag warhead laying around to get everyone marching.
by Ragnar Funnies September 9, 2018
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