shit happens

Hard time, bad luck, broke, poor, death, feel like dying but won’t, starving, near tragedy, gone to hell in a hand basket.

I can’t afford the rent increase, my kids got the flu, we're hungry and have no food , looking for a job is hard being permanently disabled no one will hire me and we are about to literally be HOMELESS for the first time ever, but hey, shit happens .

by Río Bravó January 22, 2018

Shit mining

Opposite of shit posting. Where you end up down a rabbit hole online looking at the most random things e.g. the sex life of conjoined twins through the ages. Weirdly educational but strange journeying all the same.

I went shit mining last night and found out...

by Elz33 September 4, 2025

Dab Shits

The urgent need to defecate after smoking a fat dab.

Johnny: "Hey bro, you were in the bathroom awhile. You good?"

Frank: " Yeah man, that last hit just gave me the dab shits."

by VerdictSphinx August 12, 2022

brb shitting in a bag and selling it on ebay

Brb Shitting In A Bag And Selling It On Ebay

“i need money.”
“brb shitting in a bag and selling it on ebay”

by TonaIsAlwaysTired June 29, 2023

California shit sock

A sock full of piping hot diarrhea with a mortar firework inside.

“Let’s go throw a California shit sock at that fuckheads house!”

by Steve mast November 22, 2024

Holy Cat Shit!

Angry Exclaimation.

HOLY CAT SHIT! Look at that long ass drive thru line!

by Sndromofadwn March 7, 2011

fuck shit up

To pee in your moms basement

Im ready to fuck shit up!

by Trappel May 7, 2021