School

School

A concentration camp created to eliminate all joy and creativity in the lives of children. Other purposes: eliminate free time, relaxation, and brains. As a result you become a slave of the work force .

I hate school its the worst place on earth

by life is a joke September 16, 2020

School

A building made for education
S tupid
H ours
O f
O ur
L ifes

"Come on kids get eeady for school"
"I dont want to go to that usless building!!"

by TUNNE April 28, 2022

chong boon secondary school

Also known as CBSS. Looking at the acronym you can tell what this school is filled with, unless you want your kid to turn out a druggie/ gangsters wannabe do not send them here.

Me: Hi i’m from chong boon secondary school.

Everyone else: C*** b** secondary school?

by your limbu August 30, 2021

School

LITERALLY A PAIN IN THE ASS. LITERALLY EXACTLY LIKE PRISON. TEACHES SHIT. TEACHERS MAKE US THINK THINGS THAT ARE NOT TRUE (my kindergarten teacher said watermelon was a fruit)

(School) As you can tell I was angry while making this :3

by MaeThePoTaTo November 6, 2020

School of Mutual Admiration

University

A - "Oh look at that guy, you can tell from his attitude that he's come from the School of Mutual Admiration"
B - "I thought he went to QUT..."
A - " >_____> "

by xJanexxDoexx April 24, 2011

High school bitch

His name is Xav. Typically someone who engages in “console wars” and then demands their opinion is the only one that matters.

Hey Xav, you’re acting like a high school bitch

by Pierre LaCosta August 9, 2024

Old Swinford Hospital school

This school is honestly autism in a nutshell. You have the boarders noncing on the younger girls because they have social anxiety talking to girls their age. Most of teachers look like nonces, mr Eastwood is probably dead, miss Wakefield was in a rather questionable video published online, mr macken cries when he can't control a class. The year 7s give me brain damage and make me want to catapult them to Narnia. I have to eat my lunches with a knife with no fork. Dodgy dealings happen in folean centre and the stone blocks toilets. You have people wanking onto each others pillows and the toilet lids and shit smeared all over the floor. People who go other schools call it "poshy oshy" meanwhile if they went here for a day they would consider therapy. Most of the day boys aren't even meant to be in this shithole and wish they could move somewhere else. If you are picking this school for one of your options, please consider not communicating with anyone that looks like a melt. if you like this school please reconsider your actions you fuckin neek. we get people inside the school so that we earn money from the government, they usually last a week or get knocked out by being too cocky. xoxo

Yours faithfully,
shush

year 6 - "I want to go to old Swinford hospital school, I am going to consider shooting myself in 5 years time!"

by Bishrul Matisha February 25, 2024