Luke Schmalix is the world most awesome mother fucking person. He will fuck anyone up that gets in his way and will make it the most painful way of doing it.
Luke Schmalix could resemble a statue that you would find in a museum that has perfect chiseled abs that you could wash your cloths on them.
Luke Schmalix is the best guy you will ever me. He has a dark side and doesn't like it when he lets it out.
Luke Schmalix has stunning good looks and can get any girl he want with ease.
He also is a very trust worth good friends that will look out for you whenever and will help you to the best of his ability.
Luke Schmalix could resemble a statue that you would find in a museum that has perfect chiseled abs that you could wash your cloths on them.
Luke Schmalix is the best guy you will ever me. He has a dark side and doesn't like it when he lets it out.
Luke Schmalix has stunning good looks and can get any girl he want with ease.
He also is a very trust worth good friends that will look out for you whenever and will help you to the best of his ability.
Josh:You see that kid Luke Schmalix
Eric:I wouldn't fuck wit him
Josh: fuck that me either.
Girl 1: you see that kid over there.
Girl 2: ya OMG thats Luke Schmalix
Girl 1: he is really hot
Girl 2: ya i know
Eric:I wouldn't fuck wit him
Josh: fuck that me either.
Girl 1: you see that kid over there.
Girl 2: ya OMG thats Luke Schmalix
Girl 1: he is really hot
Girl 2: ya i know
by matthew tomson September 24, 2011
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Luke is a sexy man that secretly wants to be loved. He has mesmerising eyes and a baby face that makes him look mid 20's. He has a secret crush that secretly adores him. If he has a girlfriend he feels protective over her always. The lady called Lindsayis his ideal partner. Lindsay will have loads in common with Luke and will nearly instantly feel a connection with her. One day he will meet his dream girl and want to show her how to be treated properly and sweep her off her feet. Luke needs to find a sarcastic funny girl who will need the same out of life with him. Who has loads in common and can talk about anything for hours. That will secretly miss her when she is gone and loves it when she is around. Lindsay would be perfect wifey material that will look after him and she will accept him and appreciate him for who he is. Luke is a realist and prides himself in being honest, upfront and loyal.
by nakedmolerat September 23, 2020
Get the Lukemug. A type of dude you would want to be with, at first he might not seem as what you thought but once you get closer to him you'll get to know him better. The guy is confident and calm knows what to do at the right time,when you are sad even if he doesn't knows what can make you feel better he'll try his best to comfort you.And kind of a guy you would share every little thing with,and he'll listen to you happily.I don't know how but he'll manage to handle all of your drama.A kind of a guy that can make you smile even when he is not around,he is the dude in a group who acts edgy, listens to dark songs but is still a really sweet guy. You can't deny the fact that their would be many girls crushing on him.He'll turn out from a guy you'll never be into to a guy you'll kinda be into.
by Lucidly_Simple November 11, 2020
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