Karamazov’s Law

The phenomenon in which the real state of a relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.

Tim and Erica sure post a lot of pics of them smiling on vacation saying “so in love after all these years” so you know they actually hate each other. It’s karamazov’s law.

by iihemc January 7, 2021

King's Law

When a man is discussing anything with a female feminist, as the conversation continues, the probability of the feminist accusing the man of "mansplaining" approaches 1. This is especially true online.

A: "How'd the conversation about your research go with Carole?"
B: "She said "Jesus, thanks professor," and then invoked King's Law."
A: "As expected."

by Bealz April 6, 2019

Magee's Law

When achieving a "Killing Spree" or a higher award (such as "Running Riot") on Halo 3, then immediatly afterwards you are killed without killing anyone else after the award.

Getting a "Killing Spree" celebrating, and then being sniped seconds afterwards, then requiring you to except you've been done by Magee's Law

by Mash Potato Fight December 23, 2008

CJ Law

States that any relationship advice given to your friends will work perfectly, while the same advice will backfire miserably if used by the advice giver

Guy #1: "Dude, that advice you gave me was great! I got five chicks' phone numbers!"

Guy #2: "Really? Maybe I should try it."

(One minute later; Guy#2 comes back, limping)

Guy #1: "Well, what happened?"

Guy #2: "Apparently a punch in the face and a kick to the crotch is the new way to reject people. Stupid CJ Law."

by joecity7 October 24, 2011

Karen’s law

When one inconvenience sets off a major meltdown

Did you see that Karen over there?
She went full on Karen’s law on that cashier

by FastestEqity July 3, 2020

Trevor's Law

Trevor's Law states that when someone has become decently high, and have found a more comfortable situation, they will not return to the previous situation unless they become less high. This explains phenomena such as "couch lock."

"Sadie wanted to leave the couch, but Trevor's Law dictated otherwise"

by mdsnbutler May 29, 2016

Bornstein's Law

As the average age of a social network's users rises, the probability of the discussion of "What I ate for breakfast" approaches 1.

First true thing I read on the internet was Bornstein's Law.

by CaliGeoff November 3, 2012