Buddy Hand

The hand that you use to masturbate with. It can apply to males or females.

Person: Which hand is your buddy hand?
Me: Wtf? ....My right hand.

by Fury Biscuit June 4, 2016

Money Hands

That nasty metallic smell that gets on your hands after handling change. One can also contract Money Hands from touching certain types of metal that give you the same smell on your hands. Rusty metal or unclean metal that is touched frequently (e.g. a bathroom door handle) will often give a person Money Hands.

Oh crap, I needed another ten cents, so I gave the cashier a dime and now I've got money hands.

by MozillaBruh September 17, 2015

Ween hand

Ween hand is Frank Iero’s left hand , the ween hand is god ...all hail the WEEN HAND

“Yo did you see franks guitar pansy? I bow down to that thing ”
“Yeah man pansy’s rad , but have you seen ween hand ?! Ween hand is god”

by weenhand June 27, 2020

Hand Tax

Its the extra money you pay someone back just to make up for them paying for you in the first place.

The tickets to the movie were $62.75 after hand tax I just gave him $70.

by dscasados November 2, 2022

Robot hand

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Robot hand

by Thispagewasmadeforme October 8, 2020

Gremlin Hands

Abnormally small and wrinkly hands, like the hands of an old, old woman. Immune to the strongest hand lotions. Can be used as sand paper in rare cases.

Q:Why do you always wear mittens?

A: Because I have gremlin hands...

by munchkineater March 6, 2012

a better hand

The way one refers to their SO since their SO sex organs are better than their own hand, fingers, and so on for sexual gratification.

Paul: "Yeah, Ally is just the best all around."
Samantha: "She's a better hand, eh?
Paul: " You want to give it a shot?"
Samantha: "Nope."

by von groovy July 4, 2019