Talk or discussion that is kept entirely within a family for fear that outsiders will find out what is really going on within the family.
"Son, the fact that your mother and I drink heavily is family talk and should never be shared with your grandma and grandpa."
"Son, you should never tell anyone that your mother is addicted to diet pills and enjoys daily doses phenobarbital. You tell anyone about it and I'll beat the hell out of you."
"Son, you should never tell anyone that your mother is addicted to diet pills and enjoys daily doses phenobarbital. You tell anyone about it and I'll beat the hell out of you."
by Orange County Jimmy May 27, 2012
Man: You can't be doing business here.
Thug: What? You a family man?
Man: Yeah, and we don't take kindly to punks encroaching on our turf.
Thug: What? You a family man?
Man: Yeah, and we don't take kindly to punks encroaching on our turf.
by Huubs January 18, 2021
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Four By Four Blended Family Bubblegum Smack: The First Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Four By Four Blended Family Bubblegum Smack: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
An amazing place where we bully each other but in a nice way and Eli and Cloud are our parents.
It has a lot of history and chaotic people but we somehow grt along.
You can only be on it if you are one of Eli’s kids or married to him.
It has a lot of history and chaotic people but we somehow grt along.
You can only be on it if you are one of Eli’s kids or married to him.
Ali: “hey are you on the bootiful family group chat?”
Person: “no I’m-”
Ali: “ELI!”
Eli: “hello.”
Ali: “Eli, please kindly adopt this person.”
Eli: “alright. You’re my child now.”
Person: “oh- okay”
That person can now be on the bootiful family group chat. Hooray!
Person: “no I’m-”
Ali: “ELI!”
Eli: “hello.”
Ali: “Eli, please kindly adopt this person.”
Eli: “alright. You’re my child now.”
Person: “oh- okay”
That person can now be on the bootiful family group chat. Hooray!
by Eldritch Fridge January 02, 2023
An amazing place where we bully each other but in a nice way and Eli and Cloud are our parents.
It has a lot of history and chaotic people but we somehow grt along.
You can only be on it if you are one of Eli’s kids or married to him.
It has a lot of history and chaotic people but we somehow grt along.
You can only be on it if you are one of Eli’s kids or married to him.
Ali: “hey are you on the bootiful family group chat?”
Person: “no I’m-”
Ali: “ELI!”
Eli: “hello.”
Ali: “Eli, please kindly adopt this person.”
Eli: “alright. You’re my child now.”
Person: “oh- okay”
That person can now be on the bootiful family group chat. Hooray!
Person: “no I’m-”
Ali: “ELI!”
Eli: “hello.”
Ali: “Eli, please kindly adopt this person.”
Eli: “alright. You’re my child now.”
Person: “oh- okay”
That person can now be on the bootiful family group chat. Hooray!
by Eldritch Fridge January 02, 2023
Having a larger than normal erection due to the fact you would like to start a family and have a life with your partner. This is often because you are head over heels in love with the person and see beauty in everything they do.
Six months into knowing Yuki, Alexander is more in love than he ever was. When she walked in the room he began Pitching A Family Tent, knowing that they weren't about to just have sex; they have sex with their future in mind.
by HeWhoHasStolenTheFire March 07, 2024