by Turtlerod69 May 21, 2019
Get the Milk in the cereal bowl mug.When you invite your girl over to watch the Super Bowl and you fuck with Jim Nance's voice in the background.
Daquan: Yo can I come over to your house to watch the Super Bowl
LeGarrette: Nah fam, I got my babe coming over for some Super Bowl and chill.
LeGarrette: Nah fam, I got my babe coming over for some Super Bowl and chill.
by Willie.O September 23, 2016
Get the Super Bowl and chill mug.Someone who is in the “bowl cut bandit “ is someone who has had a bowl cut with their friends to look cool
“Aw yeah that boy who’s bird is a chinky is part of the bowl cut bandit I heard he gets battered with one boxing glove all the time “
by Reigve Douglas dad December 11, 2019
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Get the Wanna go bowling? mug.Guy 1: Yo I kinda wanna join the Bowl Cut Gang
Guy 2: get a bowl cut and be cool
Guy 1: i will never be cool enough to join
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Guy 1: i will never be cool enough to join
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Get the Bowl Cut Gang mug.1. n. A charity event combing America's love for bowling and generous spirit designed to raise funds for and awareness of the deadly ebola virus.
Donnie: Dude, I totally rolled a perfect game at the e-bowl-athon last night.
Walter: Shut the fuck up, Donnie.
Walter: Shut the fuck up, Donnie.
by Doc Guitar November 2, 2014
Get the E-bowl-athon mug.This term defines the akward, then funny, then sad, and finally moment of paranoia, when you realize you've been sitting on the toilet so long; reading, drawing, texting, eating, sleeping, singing, looking on the computer, or having a epiphany, that you genuinely forgot if A: You even took a shit B: Wether you wiped if the previous incident did happen in the first place.
This is often an unnerving experience that can only be solved by checking the bowl to see if there is any "evidence". Don't relax just yet if the bowl check comes back negative. This can be tricky as the phantom shit does exist and will fool an inexperienced shitter into thinking it was a poo dream or day poo dream. Then to be safe one must wipe, even though there is a chance that the poo is non existent and your wrinkled penny will be chafed by unnecessary wiping.
This is often an unnerving experience that can only be solved by checking the bowl to see if there is any "evidence". Don't relax just yet if the bowl check comes back negative. This can be tricky as the phantom shit does exist and will fool an inexperienced shitter into thinking it was a poo dream or day poo dream. Then to be safe one must wipe, even though there is a chance that the poo is non existent and your wrinkled penny will be chafed by unnecessary wiping.
Jimmy: The weirdest thing happened to me the other day.
Steve: What was it man?
Jimmy: I was eating my lunch on the can and then i did some homework, and drifted off. I woke up later and as i went to pull my pants up, I panicked thinking that i had taken a shit and was about to walk without wiping.
Steve: Well did you shit?
Jimmy: I don't know, i checked the bowl, and it was empty but i couldn't shake the feeling that i had taken a shit and it had disappeared, i mean i thought i took a shit but i couldn't remember, and there was no "evidence". How do i know if it was real?
Steve: How do we know if anything is real.... You wiped right?
Jimmy: I DONT KNOW MAN!!!!
Steve: I think you need to have a reality bowl check....
Steve: What was it man?
Jimmy: I was eating my lunch on the can and then i did some homework, and drifted off. I woke up later and as i went to pull my pants up, I panicked thinking that i had taken a shit and was about to walk without wiping.
Steve: Well did you shit?
Jimmy: I don't know, i checked the bowl, and it was empty but i couldn't shake the feeling that i had taken a shit and it had disappeared, i mean i thought i took a shit but i couldn't remember, and there was no "evidence". How do i know if it was real?
Steve: How do we know if anything is real.... You wiped right?
Jimmy: I DONT KNOW MAN!!!!
Steve: I think you need to have a reality bowl check....
by Drockf February 5, 2014
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