Bum Salad

The act of smearing your butt crack and the pubic hair within in salad cream in an attempt to lube it up for penetration.

If salad cream can not be found then it is acceptable to substitute mayo/light mayo.

Yo man, I can't believe I got a bum salad last night, my ass is "cold-sore" now.

by Sealion1616 November 26, 2017

bum jangles

used to describe anything

-"Are u saying i did this?"

-"Well if the bum jangles!"

by The bum jangler January 19, 2010

bum pip

When you have consumed a whole fruit or some sweet corn and it pops out when you trump...

part parp

Those bum pip are going straight in the greenhouse, next years crop will be special parp..

by micky willy April 27, 2016

Bum mustard

Bum mustard is the creamy result of having someone ejaculate during anal sex. It is yellow in colour and has a thick creamy consistency.

I came and when I pulled out there was bum mustard all over!

by Survivor bear August 12, 2016

Bum bumper

Bum bumper is a word for a badass who is really loud and sometimes annoying but will stick up for you.

You’re a bum bumper

by Limbflowliesss May 8, 2021

Bum Plunger

A Bum Plunger is used on a congested anus, where the host's feces are as solid as a boulder. Use of a Bum Plunger may assist in the release of said boulder. Possible side effects may include feelings of homosexuality and profuse bleeding from the rectum.

Oh man I haven't pooed today, it feels like a boulder is sitting inside of me. Jimmy, get the Bum Plunger!

by TimothyMcJenkins May 8, 2021

Peepee bum

A word some parents teach their kids to refer to male genitalia so that they don't go around using the real word

"Mommy, why do boys have peepee bums and girls don't?"

by SingleMomHelen April 10, 2023