horse glucose hoarder

a thief who steals glucose from horses using a syringe and hoards it for no apparent use.

Catch him! hes that horse glucose hoarder

by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020

Piss like a horse

To spend more time in the washroom, taking a longer leak than usual, all because you have consumed too much coffee ☕ or alcohol 🍸.

If you don't want to piss like a horse don't consume too much coffee or alcohol.

by Sexydimma May 7, 2022

One Horse Deal

A person who can’t be trusted.

I don’t need your help Anthony! You are a one horse deal.

by Ridgeway-wrong way January 21, 2021

Of course said the horse

Absolutely sure of something

Put a cat in the mug break the mug of course said the horse

by Djdraeger September 12, 2018

War horse poop

When lack of fiber and excess protein gives you bowel movements that are very painful and large.

After a block of government cheese, I have a case of war horse poops.

by Bill brasky85 April 25, 2021

saddle a fresh horse

When your friend is telling you about a person or situation which raises red flags and you suggest they get away as quickly as possible.

Friend : I'm currently on a first date and my date is talking about us moving in together!

Me: oh wow, saddle a fresh horse!

by Bohopunk April 28, 2022

amazing jazz horse

See amazing horse. It turns into a plane when you stroke on its mane, and it turns back into a horse again when you tug on its winky. It also plays the saxophone as well as the piano.

In the Jazz version of the Amazing Horse song, the Amazing Jazz horse plays the saxophone instead of the piano.

by BJ608 February 13, 2015