Sarah Lawrence College

Where kids are grinding hazelnuts at 2 a.m. You never call your teacher "professor." Where the weird kids in high school are considered normal and the normal kids are considered weird. You will walk in on your roommate having gay sex at any given point in the day... or night. The whole experience is devised as fuck.

Lesbian 1: Yo dude who are you writing about for your conference project in Underwater Basket-Weaving Through the Lens of Feminist Intersectionality in 1800's France?
Lesbian 2: Borg....
The one straight person on campus: These Sarah Lawrence College kids are fucking weird

by lesbianpantyslider69 October 5, 2022

Cooper Street College

State Prison of Southern Michigan. The world's largest maximum security prison complex, located on Cooper Rd. a few miles north of Jackson, Michigan

J'wan and Dwayne both got 10 years at Cooper Street College for that armed robbery.

by Prozac The Clown February 15, 2009

McKinnon Secondary College

This school is a literal wolf in sheep’s clothing. Voted as Victoria’s no.1 public school, in reality the school is terrible and must be avoided at all cost. During open days, the school takes on a friendly approach. However, as the new coming students are hushed past the school gates, its positive manner is forgotten and the school displays a harsh, cold environment to the students. The school readily allows bullying to get out of hand and prevents students from taking self defensive actions against bullies. A former Year 7 student once reported feeling nauseous after his head was forced into a cupboard and beaten by belts by his peers. The unnamed student then went on to report the incidents but was turned down by the student managers for “lack of evidence” and “we don’t have the resources to investigate.” The authors can also recall an incident where they were rejected from all activities by the entire class and laughed at behind their backs. The intense bullying severely affected their mental health and grades. When questioned by the same teachers who turned to blind eye to the previous bullying, they too dismissed our claims as outlandish and “unlikely to happen in such a privileged school.”

Thomas (tired from bullies): Mom, do I reeeaally have to go to McKinnon Secondary College? I hate it there, kids bully me everyday so much I want to shoot it up if this was America.
Mom: C’mon darling, it can’t be that bad. The principal looked nice, no cap.

Thomas (eye rolls): That’s because he’s putting up a show for the parents, on purpose.

Mom (already brainwashed by the school): How dare you!!! You have no rights! I’m going to spank you now and you’re gonna apologize to the good man Lachlan Noble!
Thomas: 💀

by LeakedUrSecrets September 8, 2023

Imperial College London

That one university that every wannabe engineer/ investment banker wants to go to- especially if you went to a grammar school and everyone who doesn’t have 15A*s is a weirdo.

I want to do maths at Imperial College London- too bad it requires 13A*s at A level *sigh*

by Labrat789 December 30, 2021

Paul Smith’s College

A college like no other in the heart of the Adirondacks. A very beautiful campus on which almost everyone smokes marijuana and gets drunk on a Friday night.

I’m going off to Paul Smith’s College (pot smoker’s college) for four years.

by coffee_by_the_pot May 30, 2022

Monterey Polytechnic College

Monterey Polytechnic College is one of the best colleges in the states. Founded in 1557 BC (the actual oldest college), the institution provides a world-class education in the vibrant city of Monterey, CA. Its STEM program is among the most prestigious -- on par with MIT, Caltech, etc. Nevertheless, the school remains largely unknown to the world, with its faculty and students operating the most extensive underground network for boba-high mermaids and boba dealers that has ever existed.

Monterey Polytechnic College is Joanna's dream school.

Anna studies computational neuroscience at Monterey Polytechnic College.

After graduating from Monterey Polytechnic College, Jack founded a boba empire in Antarctica.

by Matrix Ender November 14, 2018

Trinity College Blakeview

TCB is the absolute shit of all the other Trinity Colleges. We are pretty much the public school of all of them. We aint fancy and we aint prep. We have the early years to year 4's screaming "MIDDLE BELLLLL" and you have them year 5 - 6's who think THEY'RE THE SHIT (when they're not). Then you have them WEIRD ASS YEAR 7's WHO CUT THEIR HATS INTO LITTLE STRIPS AND THINK ITS 'FASHION' LIKE SIR WE AINT THE GHETTO GLUE IT BACK. And the year 8's hang around with the little year 7 THOTS. The year 9's are chill but some are weebs and weird but thats ok. The year 10's are stressed and emotional and gangsta bc they have all these tests going on towards the end of the year. we gang gang. (i ship collions and ford)

You: Trinity College Blakeview is the GOAT. im finna send my kids there homie dog.

by BxbyGirlMaddi November 24, 2020