Earlyitis syndrome

When one feels the urge to arrive pointlessly early at a meeting point/lesson or place of work.

Symptoms may include....fear of lateness, sweaty/clammy hands, paranoia, anixety, redness in the cheeks, pacing arround frantically, waking up ridiculously early, irrational time keeping and setting of for destinations ridigly early just in case....

Example Earlyitis Syndrome:

Iain: Are we setting off in a minute we have to be at the hydro pool by 8.30am

Andy: No mate not yet, its only 5 past 8 and it takes two mins to get there no one will be there yet.

Iain: Well i'm going to set off just in case.

Andy arrives at 8.25am, anyone here yet Iain?

Iain: No mate, just me...wonder where everyone else is?

Andy: Probably still on the way mate for a guess...

Iain: Yer probably, I was getting worried there that no-one was going to turn up and I was in the wrong place!

by TylerDurdencfc November 9, 2011

Abba Syndrome

Innocent people looking up to false personalities and end up getting used to feed the narcism of such personalities by means of manipulation.

He has abba syndrome, he's his bitch now

by Emayan July 19, 2019

gingerbread syndrome

When somebody in a marathon releases their bowels while running a marathon.

"Number 582 seems to have a bad case of the gingerbread syndrome"

by FamilyReject June 9, 2016

Titsperger's Syndrome

It is a neurodevelopmental disorder under the subcategory of Assperger's Syndrome characterized by significant difficulties in social interaction and nonverbal communication, along with restricted and repetitive patterns of behavior and interests when an individual sees a women with a great pair of tits. Usually temporary and often an accute form is displayed when in the presences of a women with a great rack.

As soon as Brittney walked out to the beach in her bikini, Chad developed Titsperger's Syndrome and couldn't talk or do anything but stare.

by Charlie Badass June 12, 2022

Vampire Syndrome

The moment after waking up when the light of your phone burns your eyes

"Man why isn't she returning my texts?"

"She probably just has vampire syndrome, give her a few minutes."

by TheWolf017 January 17, 2018

despacito syndrome

When you listen a song first time, and you don't like. For fun, you listen it over and over and it grows into that you like that song.

I got a despacito syndrome with this song...

by lscwithL October 20, 2017

euphoria syndrome

watching the show ‘euphoria’ and thinking that instability and drug use is fun and quirky. convincing yourself that you are an addict.

‘yo i think im coming down with a case of euphoria syndrome, i was falling over this morning after i took my antidepressant’
‘yeah me too, after the new episode i got fucked up on my vitamins’

by gaysexwithyourmom January 10, 2022