meat axe

A Bloody Idiot, or a fucking tool. eg a fucking dumb cunt

that cunt is a fucking meat axe..
used as
"he is a fucking meat axe rugby player"

by king tiger July 11, 2006

meat sandwich

A sexual encounter in which one man is nude between two girls (or one girl between two men), all three engaged in sexual acts.

We went to bed and I got myself into a meat sandwich between Ana and Sylvia.

by nightvisitor January 26, 2008

meat blaster

A guy who posesses the rare ablity to blast the meat curtains off of a women's vagina when he blows his load.

Did you hear that Dirty Joe hospitalized that gnarly ho? I guess he meat blasted her pretty good.

by Dirty Joe July 9, 2004

911 meat

Military slang used primarily in the Iraqi - Afghanistan theaters to denote hostile individuals with known ties to violent Islamic Fundamentalist Groups. The term “meat” indicates the individual(s) have a date with Allah, regardless if they attempt to surrender or not and what is left of their bodies is best described as a slab of meat.

"Fire at will, if any of those assholes are recognizable as whale shit, we're doing it agian"

by Melvin Purvis July 3, 2005

Duck Meat

The juiciest cut of man-meat

Want some duck meat? Then duck down and try some.

by Deez Nutz March 14, 2003

meat retriever

when u fuck a bird in the arse n pull out her insides

man that girls snatch smelt of tuna so i went round the back and accidently retrieved some meat.

wow your a real meat retriever. was she ok?

by bert n ernie March 15, 2007

meat muffin

Mounding flesh accumulating on the face of the female genitals. Best used to describe a particularly protruding specimen. Generally noticed due to bright colored panties or odor.

"Let me pet your coital beard and grovel on your meat muffin."

by Andrew 3000 October 13, 2004