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Portuguese Crow Egg

It's when you shove a Portuguese Crow egg into a girls butthole without breaking it. She then crushes it with her anus and pushes the yok out while you slurp it up with a straw. Originating in the southern farming area of Portugal in the early 19th century.
I couldn't figure out where all my crow eggs were going. Then I caught Amelia with the towns clergymen and a dozen eggs practicing the Portuguese Crow Egg. I filed for divorce yesterday.
by Big Dong Boys August 28, 2016
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Poo bum egg

When someone says something really mean, so you respond with a mad comeback
Nibba 1: you stink like a plum
Nibba 2: poo bum egg
Nibba 1: *cries is Mandarin Chinese*
by Eggsforbreakfastlol December 5, 2019
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school leg egg

Why?
Why did you search for "school leg egg"
by I need help. June 24, 2021
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Hot Egg Sandwich

The hot egg sandwich is both cunning in the preparation as well as the delivery. The delivery act involves pressing your asshole against ones nose as your balls sit comfortably within the confines of the mouth. Whislt in said position you expel foul,rotten egg smelling flatulence into the nose of the previously mentioned. Now let us learn of the preparation. A 3 week diet of only expired eggs, committing to such an endeavor takes superhuman strength, but when successful all of lifes secrets become obvious.
Brianna said i can sniff like a bloodhound, 3 weeks later i gave her the hot egg sandwich
by Coollikedirk April 4, 2021
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Shum Egg Bald

a nickname for Stanley Shum, who has another nickname, Shum Egg.
this word makes people understand his body and his hair(none)
Today is Shum egg bald's lesson!
Shum egg bald always tell us to "shut your mouth"
by KonS_3quences October 9, 2023
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egg dick pic

When you draw an image of a penis on an egg and put it back in the carton.
Heather opened her carton of eggs to find an egg dick pic from Geof inside.
by Mr Crowley July 12, 2021
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that oatmeal with the dinosaur eggs

Papyrus’s (a character from the hit indie game UNDERTALE) favorite food. Commonly confused with spaghetti.
What? Papyrus’s favorite food? It’s that oatmeal with the dinosaur eggs, idiot. … Hey, why am I the only one that knows the answer to this stupid question?
-Flowey on Undertale Q&A
by a dumb donkey August 16, 2021
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