South Carolina Fruit Basket

When a girl, or guy if you're into it, uses a fruit, usually a banana, to sexually please his/herself. Could also be a vegetable, such as a cucumber.

Guy 1: Dude, yesterday I walked in on my sister giving herself a South Carolina Fruit Basket!
Guy 2: Gross! I just hope she didn't put it back

by Sean O'Neil February 11, 2014

South African ant hill

When you collect your butt crusties for a week in a jar then dump them in a pile around your belly button on Sunday morning

My gf left me when she found my South African ant hill jar

by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022

South Texas Wizard Battle

A competition in which two males face each other, pants down, while being either self or partner stimulated. First person to cast their spell on the opponent wins.

"Sorry, my eyesight hasn't been right since I lost a South Texas Wizard Battle."

by spellsnshit September 30, 2011

South Texas Zombie Defense

acronym for South Texas Zombie Defense

look up South Texas Zombie Defense
on myspace and join before they come

by EddieG December 31, 2008

South Pointe High School

Commonly known as the rainbow school because of the many different colors used throughout the school. Home of the Stallions && The '09 State Football Champions.

You're more of a rainbow than south pointe high school...

by Jewel.Xtacy612 May 11, 2009

Taking My Talents to South Beach

A euphemism for masturbation.

Derived from the much-hated Lebron James and his words to describe his departure from the Cleveland Cavaliers for the Miami Heat.

If anyone needs me, I'll be in my bathroom taking my talents to South Beach.

by ghosterizer23 July 10, 2010

South Carolina Wild Turkey Jerk

This is the act of two dudes standing face to face jerking each other off, trying to get the other individual to ejaculate first. The winner gets a warm white summer's wind on his genitals, resulting in him firing back.

Daniel says to Timothy "I challenge you, sir, to a South Carolina Wild Turkey Jerk."

Timothy's closeted gay self only replied with a smile and an eager "Hell yea bro!"

by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011