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KICK OFF WEEKEND

Memorial Day Weekend - AN EXCUSE TO GET DRUNK AT 11 AM 3 days in a row.
by BDONOVAN January 11, 2010
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clock-kicking status

when one gets so drunk that they somehow end up kicking the clock off the wall.
"Wanna get drunk?""how drunk?""clock-kicking status"
by camie October 5, 2007
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National ball kicking day

The 3rd of May you can kick any guy in the balls and he can’t get mad
Sorry i kicked you but its national ball kicking day
by LALALalasaikbish April 5, 2019
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eat cocks and kick rocks

if you tell someone this its probably because you hate the fuck outta them and they stick around anyway and you just want them to go away. similar to saying go choke on a dick :)
"henry, I don't give a fuck about your moms bunions, go eat cocks and kick rocks"
by R. Marie S. January 27, 2020
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kick your own cat

Phrase that means take your anger out on your own. Don't hand it (your anger) off onto someone else because you'll only be ruining someone else's day. To take someone's anger out on someone undeserving of it.

The story is: The boss learned that her company lost a client and so angrily fires an employee. The employee has a family of three and a wife to feed. He gets home disappointed, upset, and angered and so yells at his wife because the steak was a little raw. The wife after slaving at the stove for hours becomes pissed. She shouts at her eldest to stop trying to break his neck and do something with his life other than skateboard. The eldest, a regional-winning skateboarder becomes angry and on his way to his room, pushes past his younger brother saying "Watch it buddy, I'm not in the mood." The younger brother, who loves his older brother & practices everyday on his skateboard to be like him, becomes so uncontrollably irate that he goes back into his room, sees his cat sitting on the bed and kicks him.

The point is: You can't control whats going to happen in a day. It's best to think it over for another day. And to save a lot of people a lot of weariness and hard feelings, kick your own damn cat!
"Oh Steve! Just shut up and kick your own cat!" Cindy said. "I was perfectly happy 'til you came in here grumbling like that."
by some guy from the internet October 13, 2014
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National kick your enemy

Congrats you get to kick your enemies today
You-“Hey did you hear today you get to be kicked by me” enemy-“wdym no you don’t” you-“yes look it’s “national kick your enemy day” lol *kicks*HAHAHA”
by Kim namjoons shirt August 7, 2021
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Kick Max Gleason Day

The day when Max is being such an idiot that you have to kick him
“Dude Max is being such an idiot, I can’t wait till Kick Max Gleason Day!”
by Bruhniqqa January 7, 2020
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