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Tenacious Douche

A very angry internet poster who has been known to cheat on occasion. Has been known to scam his way to the top.
Anything to win.
That guy is being a complete Tenacious Douche
by Toilet Monkey July 1, 2011
mugGet the Tenacious Douchemug.

douche-brah

a combination of both Douche and Brah (as in bro). Especially useful for friends who you would normal refer to as "brah" but they are being a complete douchebag.
(mate does something stupid)
"what'd you do that for douche-brah?"
by nancyninja May 11, 2009
mugGet the douche-brahmug.

Douche House

Noun commonly used to criticize others by describing them as a whole house filled with douche bags, not just one. The ultimate act of disrespect.
"You have a distasteful sense of music"
"Hey man, why are you such a douche house?
by alpinestar March 22, 2009
mugGet the Douche Housemug.

Douche major

An individual whose parents paid for their education while said douche major gets drunk and watches wrestling.
Wrestling is on. my friend Aaron, the douche major is surely watching.
by Lourdes ginger October 14, 2018
mugGet the Douche majormug.

douche vomit

The mixture of water vingar and vaginal secretion that come out when a women douches
She filled the toilet with douche vomit
by belial47 May 20, 2008
mugGet the douche vomitmug.

douche bag

1. A cleaning device that is used for vaginal cleansing
2. Anyone who is a complete a**hole and thinks they are better than everyone else
3. Someone who creates only life-size artwork of themselves on huge canvas, but it looks like crap
4. Richard Cranium aka D*** Head (get it...)
EXAMPLE ONE: Guy1: Why does Nick always paint life-size portraits of himself?
Guy2: I don't know, but they look like S***!

EXAMPLE TWO: Girls that sleep around a lot ie: whores must use a ton of douche bags to keep themselves clean...or at least I hope they do...
by HermDawg2010 May 15, 2010
mugGet the douche bagmug.

ICE douche

Anyone that hates a Tesla for petty reasons, but especially a person that attempts to damage a Tesla, harass a Tesla owner, or commit vehicular homicide against the occupants of a Tesla.
Billy: “Did you see that jackass in a Silverado/F-150/Sierra/Ram try to run me off the road into a telephone pole? What an ICE douche! Let’s go send this video evidence to the police.”

Tim:“Wow, the ‘Rise Of Skywalker’ really sucked ass, let’s go get a steak”

Jenny: “Hey Tim, there are some scratches on your hood, it looks like some insecure ICE douche keyed up your car. I guess we need to send the video of that asshole doing it to the police so that he can end up paying for it and hopefully taking 12 inches in his anal crevice.”

ICE douche at a stoplight: “hey faggy Mcfag fag, nice she shed. I have to say these things to you because I have a tiny penis, and like flushing money down the toilet at gas stations, and can’t stand that other people have things that I don’t”

Tesla owner: “don’t be such an ICE douche. Instead, worry about what you have and do what it takes to make your own life the best it can be.”
by DJ UMV December 26, 2019
mugGet the ICE douchemug.

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