poop dick

A man who attempts to penetrate a young lady in her posterior erogenous cavity, but encounters feces.

Dude I was totally hittin that shit, but I got poop dick. Oh well.

by Urban Dictionary April 13, 2004

gorilla dick

loosing one's shit beyond measure.

I saw Bill hitting on my ex-girlfriend and I went full-blown gorilla dick on him.

by John Magillicutty May 26, 2007

dick in the dirt

Face down in the dirt or ground.

I knocked his dick in the dirt. (red necked)

That baseball hit him so hard, it put his dick in the dirt.

by ootsae May 15, 2005

Dick tricks

the art of manipulating ones genitals in the shape of objects and/or creatures for the amusement of others. ( see also monkey tongue, map o' tassie and spanish wristwatch)

Jacobs' dick tricks were a complete hit at his Grandparents anniversary.

by christian the newt April 14, 2003

dick trickle

What you get if you don't shake well enough after pissing. Most common in public places and/or in a rush. Visible mainly in sweat pants and thin light colored pants/shorts, khaki.

x: *zips* "Dammit!" *walks out*
Y:"You piss yourself?"
X:"Nah man, just dick trickle."

by lamb72 December 22, 2010

Golden Dick

the dick you hope your girlfriend never finds. this pens is the absolute perfect length , girth and color for her vagina , it hits all the right places.. there is only ever one Golden Dick for each girl in the world

Ben - "Alice is going on holidays next week , i think she's going to break up with me before she leaves. we've been fighting a lot"

Craig - "maybe she'll find the Golden Dick"

Ben - "why would you say that?"

by fuckingrage March 13, 2013

dick pic

A picture of your dick.

"Hey dude, I took a great dick pic last night for my girlfriend!"

by KattyFourrTeeeFiiive September 26, 2007