Death Tennis

A game one engages in whilst intoxicated. The 'game' revolves around 2 players (equipped with a tennis racquet and ball) challenging eachother by projecting a tennis ball at the opposite player in an attempt to strike them. If the ball does strike the other player, the striker gets another shot. If the striker misses, the opposite player gets the ball to hit. The player that gets hit to the point of withdrawing from the game loses. This may sound easy, but this game is meant to be played whilst intoxicated thus ramping the difficulty.

I played Death Tennis with my brother and killed him in the process. Or: Death Tennis is the leading cause of death.

by Vile Filth August 15, 2011

Death penalty

Punishment of killing someone by being killed

Ah shit Michael I stole this guy's kill now I gotta die!
Michael:well what'd you except?, Death penalty's bro

by Fortnite suck minecraft good December 14, 2019

The Black Death

La Toya Jackson...

Kyle: Hey Chef! Do you know where “shit” comes from... we think it’s associated with The Black Death!

Chef: Oh no children! The Black Death! La Toya Jackson!

by FegelFatso January 15, 2020

double death

To die once more after previously dying. Coined in Luigi’s Mansion 3.

“You scared the double death outta me.”

by MaybeARealWord April 25, 2021

death diamond

Is when a vaginas too large and the person goes missing.

Mike was screwing Melissa last night and he hasn't been seen since, he got sucked into her death diamond.

by bathroom bitches December 29, 2014

death benefit

A star-studded funeral where celebrities perform for a crowd of dignitaries for the benefit of the deceased’s family and their own careers. Began with the death of Michael Jackson and was cemented into the modern vernacular with the passing of Whitney Houston.

“Whitney's death benefit was much sicker than MJ's."

by gcl1224 April 21, 2012

king of death

An alternative name for cancer (regardless of type - breast, skin, etc)

Ivana Trump (Donald Trump's first wife) makes a phone call to the White House on 11th April next year to talk to the President to pass on some very distress news. Wailing down the the phone line the person that took the collect call hears"King of Death" as tears roll down her face.

by Jewish madam December 27, 2018