Zach: Dude, you look like you're in pain. What happened?
Carter: ...I can't say.
Zach: Say it.
Carter: ...She gave me the Chris Special while I was on the phone with my therapist.
Zach: What a babe.
Carter: ...I can't say.
Zach: Say it.
Carter: ...She gave me the Chris Special while I was on the phone with my therapist.
Zach: What a babe.
by Dave Thomas Experience July 3, 2021
Get the The Chris Special mug.Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate—we can not consecrate—we can not hallow—this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.
Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate—we can not consecrate—we can not hallow—this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.
by 1234565789 April 25, 2022
Get the Chris Matthews mug.The Chris Curse is given to people who’ve made Chris feel awfully bad. Even making him feel bad once will give you the curse.
The curse gives a bad future…nothing will work out for you. You’re relationships won’t last, you won’t succeed in your career, endless bad luck, and you’re life will just go to shit.
Typically given to friends of Chris.
The curse gives a bad future…nothing will work out for you. You’re relationships won’t last, you won’t succeed in your career, endless bad luck, and you’re life will just go to shit.
Typically given to friends of Chris.
by WriterofLife May 4, 2021
Get the The Chris Curse mug.Chris McNamara is extremely sexy and has been named by many 'the hottest guy in the world'. Along with his dreamy looks he is an absolute legend who kids around the world aspire to be like.
by some hot ginger guy December 2, 2021
Get the Chris McNamara mug.by GuessWhoxoxoxoxo November 25, 2011
Get the Chris Newbold mug.When you slap someone with the same level of energy and intent as when Will Smith slapped Chris Rock during the Oscar's. It's a slap so abrupt that it's likely to leave the recipient flabbergasted, and everyone watching will be shocked. It's quite possible the slap will wake up someone in a remote part of the world at 3 AM, leaving them with an unusual feeling of confusion and unease. It's also possible that even the mother of the recipient will feel the slap, and that if the recipient's mother is dead the slap will bring her back to life only to kill her again. The one delivering the smack will then take a seat and yell belligerently from across the room, likely out of anger or in defense of someone else.
Guy 1: "Did you hear what happened in Health Class yesterday? The teacher threatened to call Lisa's dad. But Lisa's dad is dead."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I heard Lisa Chris Rock'd the teacher and suspended. But maybe now that Health teacher will her Lisa's dad out his damn mouth."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I heard Lisa Chris Rock'd the teacher and suspended. But maybe now that Health teacher will her Lisa's dad out his damn mouth."
by Magnolious March 29, 2022
Get the Chris Rock'd mug.The Chris Kyle refers to a person sending or giving a shot of liquor at a bar or party to someone who is on the verge of blacking out. Usually performed to remove someone who is being annoying so they pass out or…
Man: yo, Mark is being annoying as hell tonight I wish he would pass out or leave already.
Man 2: Chris Kyle him.
Man:?
Man2: *pours shot of vodka. “One shot one kill”
Man 2: Chris Kyle him.
Man:?
Man2: *pours shot of vodka. “One shot one kill”
by Yokekebrohan July 11, 2022
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