A member of the sacred Alliance of the Squozzles made between Queen Mary Kathryn Hooker Anna-Jospehine Squozzle Buddy Johanssen and King Tanner Pimp Dumbledore Squozzle Buddy Johanssen, Inventor of the Modern Penguin.
I wish I was a squozzle buddy, like Queen Mary Kathryn Hooker Anna-Jospehine Squozzle Buddy Johanssen, owner of the Love Shack Be-eh-bee and King Tanner Pimp Dumbledore Squozzle Buddy Johanssen, Inventor of the Modern Penguin...
by TJacob January 2, 2008
Get the Squozzle Buddy mug.a buddy is a male who constantly keeps cheating on his girlfriend. Doesn't give her the love and affection she deserves. Lies to her, doesn't keep it real. Doesn't support when support is needed but instead is always taking from her. He isn't the type of guy you express you feelings and problems to cause he will turn around and tell it to another woman. A buddy claims he "loves" his woman but all he does is cheats on her. Usually he has a baby on the side that he doesnt take care of. Has at least 3 babymamas by 3 different women. The sex is terrible but somehow he thinks he is a beast in bed but is more like a woodpecker.
Look at that buddy over there with his main chick. I bet later on tonight he is gonna be in the bed with his side chick while his main chick is calling. Scandalous.
Girl, that buddy came over last night to fuck me and his dick game was garbage!!! I shoulda used my dildo.
Tell your men to never hang around a buddy cause he will try to sleep with their women.
Girl, that buddy came over last night to fuck me and his dick game was garbage!!! I shoulda used my dildo.
Tell your men to never hang around a buddy cause he will try to sleep with their women.
by doll_ch May 14, 2018
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Get the Buddie mug.Buddy troll =
Person who is friends with somebody not because they support them as a person, but because they think they are funny or interesting.
This can sometimes be assholish, or harmless depending on how invested a person is in the friendship, and how much they respect the individual as a human being and not an exhibit.
And how much the individual being "buddy trolled" cares.
Person who is friends with somebody not because they support them as a person, but because they think they are funny or interesting.
This can sometimes be assholish, or harmless depending on how invested a person is in the friendship, and how much they respect the individual as a human being and not an exhibit.
And how much the individual being "buddy trolled" cares.
Friend: "You know Josh is a buddy troll right? He is only talking to you because you do stupid shit like build Lego dicks and ask random girls out, and he thinks thats funny."
Josh "Aughuh! And I'll fuckin do it again!"
Josh "Aughuh! And I'll fuckin do it again!"
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Get the Bubble buddy mug.Two guy friends that are good looking. Who go to the bars or any public place to pick up girls. They're the two guys that many guys are jealous of and every girl wants to be with.
by future DILF January 11, 2012
Get the Beauty Buddy mug.The word "Buddy" Is used by people that are angry that they are being proven wrong and dont know when to stop talking after being told 2-3 times.
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