Social Network Cockblocking

The act of writing or posting suggestive comments on someone's Myspace or Facebook Wall to let other people know that you are currently involved with or hooking up with this person. Also the act of tagging photos of the two of you so that other potential suitors see this and will lay off.

"I'm going to tag these photos of Joe and I from this last weekend on his facebook so that other girls will get the point that he is taken." "You are so into the social network cockblocking."

by MileHighBunny December 17, 2008

Libertarian socialism

A revisionist and oxymoronic socialist trend that seeks to replace various socialist principles, such as planned economy and illegalization of hate speech with what's essentially libertarian social democracy that does very little to alleviate the basic problems with capitalism and typically continues to place the means of production and land in the hands of private owners.

- Libertarian socialism is the way to go
- I disagree
- Well, youre just not a free thinker like me

by SilverTheGamer April 4, 2019

Socially Disabilitated Bitch

A person who is the single biggest mega-bitch of them all. A person who hates everyone that is good and, and in doing this dampers the entire social environment around them. they talk shit about you in front of your friends and then talk shit about your friends around you. A person who is so socially unacceptable that you reminisce about blunt force trauma when they say anything within a 10 foot radius of you. You don't want to hurt this person your self, they don't deserve being hurt by mortals. Some fate sent down by the gods will suffice. this is not a very curable disease, but someday we may find a cure.

Person 1: "God he is such a narrcissist."
Person 2: "No, he is a really good friend of mine."
Person 1: "Oh. I hate him. He thinks he is cool and smart, when actually he is dumb."
Person 2: "He is smarter than you."
Person 1: "Yea, well your pants are for girls."
Person 2: "Your a Socially Disabilitated Bitch."

by wyomingboy1900 October 8, 2009

social fap bust

The word for the moment when someone texts you (skype, kik etc.) or calls you while fapping to some nice porn.

Hey, guess what? Yesterday i was watching some nice xxx. While I was fapping, my friend texted me! That was a total social fap bust...

by WordExplainer February 5, 2014

Social Injustice Warrior

Usually abbreviated as 'SIW', a Social Injustice Warrior is someone who holds a paoint of hypocrisy where they declare freedom of speech to be a bigot, but act like victims whne people criticise them.

Guy 1: Did you hear what Donald Trump did?

Guy 2: No what?

Guy 1: He sued Bill Maher over a satire piece

Guy 2: What?

Guy 3: Man, Trump is such a triggered Social Injustice Warrior

by Nacrætus January 4, 2017

Sunday Social Life

A social life that spans to Sunday as well as the rest of the week.

Sunday is the most boring day with the least amount of things to do, therefore, if you are doing ANYTHING on a sunday other than being bored, then you have a Sunday Social Life.

If you have one, then you are cool, obviously.

"Damnit! its soo boring ... I'm in desparate need of a Sunday Social Life! ....... "

by RyRy28 May 9, 2010

Social Distanced Stroll

SDS. A COVID-19 first date. A meet-up walk during Covid times where you have awkward masked conversation at six feet apart and spend the entire time wishing the walk were over.

I meet Gen for an Social Distanced Stroll today. We walked in circles at six feet apart for two hours. I could not understand a word she said through her mask and my glasses were fogged the entire time. Lovely woman but that was hell. We agreed to meet up post Covid.

by timbre February 22, 2021