cum bomb

the act of ejaculating in a napkin and throwing it at someone

i hit that kid with a cum bomb bigger than heroshima

by deezbignutz69420 February 17, 2022

Hate Cum

When you are banging someone, normally having hate sex, and you make a mess when you cum just so you inconvenience them

I was banging that bitch Bailey and I hate cummed all over her carpet! She spend an hour cleaning that up!!

by Mike Big Black Hawk June 3, 2016

Cum Busket

The Ultimate "Cum" back

OH GODDAMMIT I GOT GARANDTHUMB YOU CUM BUSKET

by Mr.Snegro June 12, 2021

Cum dolphin

Someone who is annoying or acting autistic.

Jake is being a cum dolphin

by Verysoggywaffle April 11, 2021

cum factor

The amount produced as well as the speed in which hits the females uterus and/or face. It could also be determined how long a person could hold there orgasm.

What is your cum factor Obama, is it better or worse then Saddam Huessin?

by LittleBlackDucks February 13, 2017

Cum Puncher

Somebody who keeps masturbating after he came into his hand and is now beating his wet, moist noodle until his hand cramps up and he can't go any further.

Hmmm, I haven't seen Steve at all today, where could he be?
Steve is such a cum puncher, he's probably still beating it in his room.

by Lolzosaurus July 3, 2016

shrek's cum

The most valuable and rarest liquid in the world. Many people said that it's extinct.

OMG!! You found the spring of SHREK's CUM

by DA! October 14, 2020