On my dih

When someone keeps dragging on something about you or wont let it go

Man Jamal is on my dih about when I fell yesterday.

by MyDudesInTheBackIsSCREAMING August 1, 2025

My best friends

They always make me happy and tell me i'm very funny and pretty i'm so happy we are friends

Boy; they must sound amazing

My best friends are the best

by lovelieiswow February 10, 2023

I just shoved a nuke up my pussy

When that sound turns on you better be running because she has a nuke up her pussy and it’s about a blow

*walking down the street “I just shoved a nuke up my pussy” *me running for my life “oh shit”

by BloomingWave662 May 10, 2023

You're my schmecker

The person telling you this wants you to go fuck yourself.

Simão, you're my schmecker

by Seal077 June 7, 2022

Sneezed my balls off

When you have a nasty ass cold, and you sneeze so hard that you feel your balls are sucked in and your eyeballs are popping out

Man that's a nasty cold, I sneezed my balls off all night long.

by DrInfidel January 7, 2014

Kiss my black ass

Something said When the captain of the darts team, who happens to be black, is so upset by some harmless banter that he’s initiated storms off

You all can go and kiss my black ass

by Dartsman180 January 12, 2022

oh my goodness valentine

A phrase normally used for people who fail horrendously trying to get a girl. Originated from a commentary sentence from an NBA commentator reacting to Denzel Valentine air balling a 3.

man: are you a girl? because I would like to get with you!

other man: oh my goodness valentine

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb February 18, 2025