National Grab Ass Day

On September 9-10, every year, it is National Grab-Ass Day.

Male or female, taken or single, prepare to have your ass grabbed.

"Why did you grab my ass?!"

"It's National Grab Ass Day."

by guyonlinethatsdefiningstuff September 9, 2019

Punk Ass Bitch

Often referring to a person named Carlos Banguera.

Damn look at this punk ass bitch

by SlayKing69420 June 8, 2025

Green Ass Nigga

A bitch ass nigga, quite literally the polar opposite of a real nigga. Somebody who be sour for no reason at all. A nigga who be all up in yo business hatin like a whole bitch 😂
Usually, but not always: overweight, over 40, and still live in they mama house collecting food stamps.

Person 1: Yo I heard Georgie been talkin mad shit bout you ona gram the other day
Person 2: Yeah he a green ass nigga forsho

by Skebob August 19, 2025

Tighter than a crab's ass

This is an insulting and derogatory description for somebody who is very, very cheap. It's believed that crab's asses are rather compact, so someone tighter than a crab's ass is about as selfish/cheap/greedy as it gets.

Jake: Bill by the way, what did you leave our waiter?
Bill: 15%.
Jake: Christ Bill you're tighter than a crab's ass. I have to stop eating with you if you're going to embarrass me like that again in public. That poor waiter worked his ass off you cheap fuck.

by Space Wrangler August 24, 2021

grab ass day

see anybody with a big ass grab that shittt

ouu imma grab yo shit today is grab ass day

by annabella13 September 24, 2019

Ass(i)b

German word for a homosexual sub. Short word for Assistenzbläser, or assisting blowing/ sucker. Often used for a man who enjoys giving oral sex to men.

Hello Hans. Would you like to give me some Oral sex?
“Yes, Fritz. I'm an absolute Ass(i)b ."

by SopietYunon September 23, 2020

Dead ass

Commonly confused with “deadass” but it’s completely different. “Dead ass” refers to something that’s not serious.

Beastars is dead ass a bad anime.

by deadhass June 17, 2022