A place made by the government to test us and pretty much bore us to death. You spend 7 years in elementary (primary) school, around 5-8 years in high school and around 4 years in university.
As a "retired" student, i have seen the tortures that will come upon us pupils. Thousands of egos ( jock, whore, emo/goth, nerd, popular guy, bullies, geek, ugly, wierd,"normal" ect.), ass-hat teachers (and at least one has a stupid name such as Mrs Dick, Mr Cumworthy ect.) and nearly always terrible scool dinners that kind of seem like coloured shit and more. And also, tests and more unneccesary shit, we are always familiar with boring and pointless homework. If you dont do your homework in highschool, you get detention and if you fail your tests (that aren't practises) you will get bad marks which mean no good job in the future.
the only good times of school are recess (or breaktime or playtime ect.) and hometime. But you can't have a detention if you want to actually enjoy it, and detentions are everywhere so, good luck!
As a "retired" student, i have seen the tortures that will come upon us pupils. Thousands of egos ( jock, whore, emo/goth, nerd, popular guy, bullies, geek, ugly, wierd,"normal" ect.), ass-hat teachers (and at least one has a stupid name such as Mrs Dick, Mr Cumworthy ect.) and nearly always terrible scool dinners that kind of seem like coloured shit and more. And also, tests and more unneccesary shit, we are always familiar with boring and pointless homework. If you dont do your homework in highschool, you get detention and if you fail your tests (that aren't practises) you will get bad marks which mean no good job in the future.
the only good times of school are recess (or breaktime or playtime ect.) and hometime. But you can't have a detention if you want to actually enjoy it, and detentions are everywhere so, good luck!
example 1
teacher: JOHN WHERE THE HELL IS YOUR HOMEWORK
John: the dog ate it
teacher: IM NOT FALLING FROM THAT TRICK, DETENTION FOR 5 HOURS
John; but it di...
teacher: DETENTION FOR 7 HOURS NOW FOR TALKING BACK
example 2
John: FINALLY, AWAY FROM SCHOOL! :D
Jocky McJockface: hey puny nerd
Whorus maximus: I bet your dick is too small for my taste
Bully McDick : gimme your lunch money faggot
Sad Cyber-Bully: I WIL REK U ON FORTNIT AND UR DIX LOLOL XDDDDD
John;(texts) i dont play that virgin game
Popular Guy: mY d4d iZ A biL7i0nar3 u po0R fGt
John: i wish i was dead
example 3
John is waiting for lunch
School dinner lady: here yow lunch, horse an' kidne' pie
John: But i didn't pa...
School dinner lady: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND EAT THE SHI.. horse an' kidne' pie
example 4
John is looking at teachers names
John; here goes the list
Mrs Fuckhead
Mr Bitchface
Ms Killme
what the..
principal Suckmytityandcock
john died from laughter
teacher: JOHN WHERE THE HELL IS YOUR HOMEWORK
John: the dog ate it
teacher: IM NOT FALLING FROM THAT TRICK, DETENTION FOR 5 HOURS
John; but it di...
teacher: DETENTION FOR 7 HOURS NOW FOR TALKING BACK
example 2
John: FINALLY, AWAY FROM SCHOOL! :D
Jocky McJockface: hey puny nerd
Whorus maximus: I bet your dick is too small for my taste
Bully McDick : gimme your lunch money faggot
Sad Cyber-Bully: I WIL REK U ON FORTNIT AND UR DIX LOLOL XDDDDD
John;(texts) i dont play that virgin game
Popular Guy: mY d4d iZ A biL7i0nar3 u po0R fGt
John: i wish i was dead
example 3
John is waiting for lunch
School dinner lady: here yow lunch, horse an' kidne' pie
John: But i didn't pa...
School dinner lady: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND EAT THE SHI.. horse an' kidne' pie
example 4
John is looking at teachers names
John; here goes the list
Mrs Fuckhead
Mr Bitchface
Ms Killme
what the..
principal Suckmytityandcock
john died from laughter
by DavInDaCorner May 18, 2018
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A guy who's name is called macaroni?
A guy who turned into a hamster?
A sussy baka?
33 school bus is full of weird people lolllllllll
Btw im not in 33 schl bus
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Get the Amery Middle School mug.School is a piece of shit that the government forces you to attend where you meet these shitfaced wannabe gangsta teenagers that think they’re funny because they called you a bitch but then when someone 4 years younger than them threaten to fight them they turn into pussies and go crying to they’re mommies.
You will have to sit in a classroom for 6 hours a day with “teachers” that are only there for the money.
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Get the The Red Fountain School for Specialists mug.". . . and there is, on the whole, nothing on earth intended for innocent people so horrible as a school. To begin with, it is a prison. But it is in some respects more cruel than a prison. In a prison, for instance, you are not forced to read books written by the warders (who of course would not be warders and governors if they could write readable books), and beaten or otherwise tormented if you cannot remember their utterly unmemorable contents. In the prison you are not forced to sit listening to the turnkeys discoursing without charm or interest on subjects that they don't understand and don't care about, and are therefore incapable of making you understand or care about. In a prison they may torture your body; but they do not torture your brains; and they protect you against violence and outrage from your fellow-prisoners. In a school you have none of these advantages. With the world's bookshelves loaded with fascinating and inspired books, the very manna sent down from Heaven to feed your souls, you are forced to read a hideous imposture called a school book, written by a man who cannot write: A book from which no human can learn anything: a book which, though you may decipher it, you cannot in any fruitful sense read, though the enforced attempt will make you loathe the sight of a book all the rest of your life."
- George Bernard Shaw
- George Bernard Shaw
Anyone with any recognizable talent in any subject or who enjoys reading and learning about a subject hates school as it forces them by means of coercion to memorize odd content that they do not give a single care for. School fucks with your head.
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