Shitting on the dog

To smoke weed

Dallas's parents caught us shitting on the dog last night

by THChris June 19, 2022

Wisdom Shit

The moment when youre dropping a massive shit and contemplate what it would feel like to have a dick in your ass.

David's Wisdom shit left him thinking about his cute friend

by herpeez May 22, 2017

spinal tap shit

A shit that hurts so bad, you thought it was 10,000 razor blades.

A: I had a spinal tap shit today
B: get some laxatives

by Memer#1 December 27, 2022

Hard to give a shit when you have to take one

The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.

For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.

by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022

shit crazies

When your wild-eyed cat starts going insane, tear-assing around the house because he has to take a dump. After about ten minutes of this, he will then run towards the litter box, and come back into the room all calm and serene.

"Hah!! Peter Fucking Steele has the shit crazies! Looks like the little guy has a growler at the back door!"

by Adele Phytler March 3, 2016

Sit, shit & split

When you have a last minute, unavoidable need to quickly poop, before dashing out somewhere important.

My lunch break is nearly over, but I need to sit, shit & split.

by Teuchtar73 December 18, 2019

Shit the Bitch

To trash the four cards in a game of Kemps.

*Four un-used cards*

Dealer: "Alright, shit the bitch?"

by TropicThunder19 April 17, 2011