Shit

It is u. Just like me we are shit so if u came for a definition u came to the wrong place cuz u need to look up the word :you

Dude:Hey what are u ,
Other dude thing: im a piece of shit

Dude:i was going to say what are you doing tonight but ok

by I have no life. HATE VSCO GIRL November 1, 2019

Shit penis

When your going for a piss and shut starts shooting out in small lumps.

You: “Ahhh what a nice sleep I had time to drain the snake, fucking hell there’s shit coming out my penis. Owwww it hurts so bad that head was next level babe you making me shit penis god damn.”

by ChunkyChestnut March 3, 2022

Dumb shit

Lazarbeam

(Bob)Have you seen this dumb shit

(John)oh Lazarbeam

by Dumb shit science April 27, 2019

Shitty-Ass-Shit

When something is just downright shitty

That’s some shitty-ass-shit

by anonymous August 20, 2022

servitor shit

Something strange, random, confusing, and totally fucked up. FUBAR.

"That dragon knight thing outside of SSC just did 80 damage to me"

"Man that's some servitor shit"

by Spoojy July 26, 2022

Shit Lining

Literally the opposite of Silver Lining

"Hey, a brilliant scientist just found a way to extend average human lifespan, such a good news right?"

"Sounds like so, but why?, Why would you want to live longer? Being an old, lanky, and damn rusty is not good, at the end, you just still die, just like "Average" human being."

"Can you not always Shit Lining like that? What's wrong with you?"

by SimVael August 2, 2020

War Shit

A Powerful Dump, usually taken in a hurried manner often a result of shitty beer and even shittier wings

Bro 1: the fuck did you eat, man
Bro 2: last nights beer and wings gave me the War Shits

by Warshittr001 September 25, 2023