Lay a hard solid turd, usually a long and thick shot that can get stuck in the narrow passage of a toilet (and cause a serious overflow for your downstairs neighbor).
When I was told that I'd just shit a brick, I actually felt like I'd just shit a brick. (The latter uses the more accepted definition, associated with anxiety and stress.)
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"Vic DiBitetto rides a horse named Horse Shit. He has also been known to ride a whore named Whore Shit. I don't know which one is worse!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 6, 2023
Get the Horse Shit mug.she pinkie promised a guy that he would come pick her up and blocked him when she got home, she ain't shit.
by nnaihr nabru October 17, 2020
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My toilet won't flush. I think there is a blockage. Please clear the pipe.
Plumber:
The drain pipe is cleared. We found written documents that caused the blockage. Who in their right mind tries to flush paperwork down a toilet?
Homeowner:
A Piece of Shit
My toilet won't flush. I think there is a blockage. Please clear the pipe.
Plumber:
The drain pipe is cleared. We found written documents that caused the blockage. Who in their right mind tries to flush paperwork down a toilet?
Homeowner:
A Piece of Shit
by ND86MBW February 18, 2022
Get the Piece of Shit mug.1: Used to express anger or annoyance towards someone 2: Used to express that you want someone to go away 3: A boastful way of declaring victory , in the form of ‘eat’ or ‘ate shit’
1) They said I suck? Well they can eat shit and die.
2) There’s someone knocking at the door. Well I’m not answering it, they can eat shit and die.
3) Did you beat Joe in the race? Yes, he ate my shit.
2) There’s someone knocking at the door. Well I’m not answering it, they can eat shit and die.
3) Did you beat Joe in the race? Yes, he ate my shit.
by SiL3Nt J September 7, 2023
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