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no hand dance

Its when you can use your mouth on the opposite sex private parts without using any assistance from your hand.
When you suck sick with no hands . you just did the no hand dance
by Crazycouple144 March 9, 2018
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hamster hands

pale, delicate, and soft hands. untrimmed fingernails which indicate lack sexual activity with another person. Predominately found among late teenage to early adult males. Affinity for video games and disinterest in physical activities such as sports.
I went on a date and his hands looked more delicate than mine, i had to run because he had hamster hands.
by meowmeowwinkleface January 24, 2023
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simp hand

The total opposite of Pimp Hand. 1) When a woman hits a man to put him in check. 2) When a woman unreasonably says no to a man and he complies. 3) When a woman hits a man and he doesn't dump her immediately, take defensive actions, or hit her back.

It's a major tactic feminist apologist females use to manage their Simp Harem.
Remember when Solange put the Simp Hand on Jay-Z in the elevator making him look like HER bitch? Then they ready to arrest your ass if you put hands on her. Beyonce looked on didn't do shit and he stayed with her. Dumbass!
by Geno X Aziz June 21, 2019
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Chip Hand

When someone has been eating chips/cheetos and gets nasty chip grease all over their hands...then trys to touch your shit
Dude, drop my controller, you have chip hands!
by MaGiiC July 12, 2014
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Whopper Hands

Very small hands of any gender. Picture eating a whopper but not being to fully grasp it and it falling because how small your hands are. Refers back to the old burger King commercial where the person eating a whopper had small very small hands.
Snuffy: "You have whopper hands dude."
Snuffy's Boss: "You're fired, gtfo."
by Privatelyowned November 28, 2020
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Poopy hand

Packy who wipes his ass with his hand
by Big bih July 6, 2019
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Hand Job

When you take your hand and put it with the other and pray to God
”Have you given Jusus a Hand Job today, honey?”
”Mom, what the fuck
by SuperSonnek November 27, 2020
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