Closet Piece

a girl who is friends with a guy and the guy secretly has feelings for the girl but doesn't want to show them because the girl isn't the typical aesthetic norm that they would date

TAYLOR: I really like Luke...
BRIANA: Well, does Luke like you back?
TAYLOR: Yes, but he won't do anything about it!
BRIANA: Why not? If he likes you, there shouldn't be a problem.
TAYLOR: I'm not a size zero, I'm short and my thighs are too thick... He won't date me because I don't look like all the other girls. But, he still fucks me every now and then.
BRIANA: Damn, you're his closet piece.

by boosadleys June 12, 2016

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Piece of Shit

Donald Trump the President of the United States

That piece of shit does not deserve the office of the Presidency.

by Peace of shit writer December 23, 2020

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Insulted little piece of shit

When someone pulls your pants down and then you act like a bitch.

Jo: * pulls pants down *
Jerome: Ouuuuu ween wuar dat?
Guilherme: hahaahahahaha heen ass een Insulted little piece of shit

by Peugeot driver March 25, 2024

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Reece’s pieces starfish

A series of events to which a person will take a shit, let it crust, and rub peanut butter in their asshole. Another individual will then eat their ass out as if they were eating Reece’s pieces.

Cristian: I just finished taking a shit and now I’m gonna shove peanut butter up my ass!

Zahirah: Mmm I can’t wait to eat another Reece’s pieces starfish!

by Reece’s pieces May 6, 2024

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2 piece fish meal

A threesome where it’s 1 man pleasuring 2 women orally.

Generic Inquiry:
“Hey how was that 2 piece fish meal with Britney & Sarah last night?”

Response:

“delicious! especially with TAR TAR sauce and that malt vinegar dripping”

by Longjohnsilversman June 24, 2022

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