Baby pant

When a person is such a baby, that their babiness level of being a baby is immeasurable by baby standards.

Did you see Laura today? She is such an F'in baby pants!

by Truthdoctorjd May 28, 2018

Headache in pants

Another name for a boner.

I looked at her and got a headache in pants.

by breakingher December 12, 2012

Pants Cub

A slight bulge in a mans pant, which is to small to be called a pants bear

While Josh has a Pants Bear, Jeff being smaller, has only a Pants Cub.

by dykemaj March 12, 2009

Pussy Pants

Literally the best things ever!! Basically vagina shaped pants that were featured in Janelle Monae's music video.

I have the best boyfriend ever!! Last week he bought me pussy pants!

by Cyoochi January 24, 2019

Squid pants

A smelly crotch area that suction cups to any penis it can get ahold of!

That girl Ashliegh's squid pants keep dragging ever guy in this bar to the bottom of the ocean.

by Bazemorerized July 8, 2016

pants pigeons

crabs (or moths??) of the rather large variety

crabs pants pigeons

by deepatchbrown November 22, 2011

guzzle pants

One who enjoys slapping young boys on their private parts, creating irregular sounds of pain

Wow, my dad is a real guzzle pants.

by Jerome May 13, 2005