russian race horse

when you have to pee really bad that it starts to hurt that you have to move around

I gotta piss like a Russian race horse

by Schomby May 5, 2018

bareback horse riding

to ride a horse without a saddle sitting bare on their back.

I went bareback horse riding today on a horse

by rosebudford June 30, 2017

fuck your horse

The phrase "fuck your horse" is used when someone tramples over you by a indestructable horse in battlefield 1.

Nigga "fuck your horse" .

by Tippmax August 1, 2017

Horse armor

Horse armor is the peculiar sense/emotion of preparing oneself for bestiality (see: anal penetration of a horse or hideous woman).

Mr. Hands should have remembered his horse armor: instead, he received a perforated colon.

by nom de gorilla April 12, 2011

bionic sea horse

a sex move made up my dane cook. where you pick up you leg and move it back and forth. and you hold your head

"when you cheating on some one you do all the thinkg your partner would not do like the bionic sea horse" dane cook

by soupisgood08 June 21, 2009

Bomb-proof horse

A horse that is very well trained and calm, that isn't easily spooked. Term originated for Military horses who must be "bomb-proof" so they don't spook at the sound of a bomb/gun/etc.

Children's riding ponies often must be bomb-proof because kids tend to run and jump and make loud noises--all things that might scare an ordinary horse and cause him to hurt somebody.

My old mare Goldie was a bomb-proof horse-- We could drive the tractor right past her and she wouldn't even flinch!

by WolfPatronus August 28, 2011

gargle horse loads

To "gargle horse loads" is to have something be thoroughly terrible. Anything can commit the act of gargling horse loads. Such as a person, an object, an event, etc, etc... It is never a good thing and can be used an unlimited number of times.

"Dude, the party gargle horse loads!"

"Dude, your car gargles horse loads!"

"Dude, I bet that chick gargles horse loads in bed."

"Dude, that Urban Dictionary entrance about gargling horse loads gargled horse loads."

by Plug One February 25, 2009