The Babel fish is small, yellow, leech-like - and probably the oddest thing in the universe. It feeds on brain wave energy, absorbing all unconscious frequencies and then excreting telepathically a matrix formed from the conscious frequencies and nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain, the practical upshot of which is that if you stick one in your ear, you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language: the speech you hear decodes the brain wave matrix.
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
by Dr. Sago October 11, 2019
Get the Babel fish mug.Two men having gay sex in a tent, using the term we are going night fishing as a disguise for their blatant homosexual activities.
Perry and Aaron said they were going night fishing for carp, but really they were just fucking in their fishing tents.
Perry : "Aaron, would you like to come night fishing?"
Aaron " Oh yes."
Later that night they were caught in the act by the bayliff.
Perry : "Aaron, would you like to come night fishing?"
Aaron " Oh yes."
Later that night they were caught in the act by the bayliff.
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“I fish-hooked this Bitch last night.”
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Get the Fish-Hooked mug.1. A Teletubby that had been submerged in water, acting as though it is a fish
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3. A person named Teli, stemming from the greek name Aristotle, who is acting as though they are a fish
2. A person who is acting like a teletubby whilst it is swimming
3. A person named Teli, stemming from the greek name Aristotle, who is acting as though they are a fish
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Get the teli fish mug.fish tongue is a generic term used to describe most east asian languages. It derives from the fact that many east asians' faces look like a fish with its mouth open between speaking.
east asian 1: nihaoma! wakarimashta! soondubu jigae?!
person 1: enough of that fish tongue, speak English, dirty third worlder!
person 1: enough of that fish tongue, speak English, dirty third worlder!
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Mike: “ay bruh did you hit it last night”
Twiz: “nah bruh she hasn’t showered in weeks. I had to get some of that Fellatio Fish”
Twiz: “nah bruh she hasn’t showered in weeks. I had to get some of that Fellatio Fish”
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With fingers pointed to the middle of her cleavage, I wedge my tips in between her tits and gave her a flopping fish.
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