meat-gazer

1.Label for a man who publicly compares others penis size to potential sexual prowess.
2.Label for someone enlisting into the United States Armed Forces as a means of avoiding or shortening prison time.

Pvt. Cappliner is known as a meat-gazer.

by Tyrome Bling May 19, 2005

Cream of Meat

Another way of describing the act of ejaculating in your woman's mouth and having her swallow your jizz in lieu of breakfast.

"She hung around until breakfast, gave me a killer blowjob and swallowed a warm healthy portion of my cream of meat."

by Fred Berry November 12, 2006

Meat missile

N.
Penis; Cock; Dick; Schlong.

I let her play with my meat missile until it exploded in her mouth.

by jaumbie December 11, 2003

Meat Pocket

When a male approaches another person and inserts his genitalia into the trouser pocket of an unknowing bystander.

Ah man, I was standing in the lunch line the other day and Randy gave me a rancid meat pocket.

by Slamdance May 10, 2006

Meat Sheik

Sheik Taj Aldin Alhilali is known in Australia as the Meat Sheik for his comments on western women deserving to be raped if they do not cover up and wear a hijab i.e. the equivalent of a human condom or mobile tent dress.

The Meat Sheik has now shown Australia a side of Islam that is putrid and disgusting. See anti-rape wear for Islamic Fashion.

by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007

Meat Head

A Meat Head is a really large land whale. There is only one of this species currently known to scientists. The Meat Head has a ham on the top of its neck, in place of a head. The Meat Head can be spotted strutting up the sidewalk, with its one and only homeboy. Since the Meat Head is insulated with so much blubber, it only wears a thin sweater even in the coldest of winter days, to stay cool and prevent the ham from cooking. When the Meat Head chooses a sweater it may live inside it for 6 months to a year, or until it rots of and needs replacing. The Meat Head lives a lonely life. It spends its time alone, or with its only friend. The Meat Head will never mate. Due to its fat to muscle ratio, the Meat Head does not have the strength required to perform the necessary movements. Also, being the only one of its species, the Meat Head would only be able to produce sterile offspring, similar to when a horse mates with a donkey to produce a mule. NASA is currently studying the phenomenon of Meat Head Orbit. Meat Head Orbit or MHO is caused by the Meat Heads fat ass, it is actually so large that it has its own orbit. The Meat Head uses MHO to its benefit, capturing anything that begins orbiting it, and eating it, making his orbit stronger, and able to pull in larger objects for consumption. NASA is concerned that at the Meat Heads rate of growth, it may implode into a black hole, sucking the Earth in.

-"Holy shit! A beached whale! We should call the coast guard!"
-"Nah, that's just a Meat Head. It's actually a land whale, you can tell be cause it wears a blue sweater and has orbit."

by PirateBird March 17, 2009

white meat

gambling winnings. the amount of money you are up. usually used in association with poker.

"Damn look at all this white meat. I'm going to go out and get me a LAP-DANCE!!!"

by whitemeat32 October 11, 2006