hungry hands

When your an old ma who can’t resist inappropriately touching the young female office staff

Hungry hands was creeping round that bird at work again today

by Mount6138 November 27, 2018

Hands of Leather

Hands of Leather is used for somebody whos had to fight their whole life. Their hands are so scarred they feel like leather.

“I wouldnt mess with him he has hands of leather.”

by ApatheticallyBroken July 30, 2018

Orange Hands

When you give Donald Trump a hand job before his spray-on-tan dries.

Why do you have orange hands?

Because I needed a favor from the President.

by Funny word October 18, 2020

hand oyster

When you sneeze into your hand, and you sip it from your hand like a cup

"Oh shit Martin, looks like you've made a hand oyster!"
"How was the hand oyster?"

by Numbox February 7, 2018

seizure hands

someone whos hands shake and sweat when u hold them

woah thats seizure hands

by bubblecatMeow May 30, 2022

bladed hand

the shape of ur hand when you are knifing someone

his bladed hand went and knifed me so hard last night.

by bbgjumpingbeans December 31, 2017

hand shitter

An individual who enjoys when others shit in their hands and then they rub it on their own chest, typically in a sexual manner.

TittsMcGee is a total hand shitter, she let Aubrey shit in her hands and then watch as she rubbed it all over her chest whilst he ejaculated on her feces covered breasts.

by Tittsmcgee November 5, 2017